if you were an animal which animal would it be?

Answer 1

had this conversation the other day and i'm torn between an otter and a killer whale.
Killer whale cos you get to F*** with poor little seals (see the David Attenborough footage of the whales storming the beach) but nothing really f***s with you. You do run the risk however of ending up in Seaworld performing for a bunch of tourists with some tw** in a wet suit riding your a**
Otter cos it just looks like fun!!! you get to muck around all day, and laze about eating clams. Aslo don't think much messes with you.

Answer 2

I'd like to be a coyote.
Did you know that Shamans use animal totems (ie they call on the energy of animals) for healing & help? & everyone is born with an animal totem & has the energy of that animal. Every animal has an energy/healing, for example an obvious one is dog which is loyalty or coyote is a trickster
It's too deep for me to explain here but you can search the net for more info if u r interested.
I know some good authors on the subject if you want to read up on it!

Answer 3

I'd be a penguin because the Dads look after the eggs and hatch them, while the Mums go out and have a good time, you'd have to watch out for polar bears and killer whales but it looks like its such a laugh, skidding over the snow and jumping in and out of the sea.

Answer 4

Wow, that is a weird question, because the way we humans treat animals, I dont fancy my chances. But I would love to be the celebrated reclusive American writer and poet, Linda J Cirillo's cat, BooBoo, because he is treated with respect.
That is what they say on the website.

Answer 5

I had this discussion with my family once. We decided the best thing to be would be a MONMANIRD. This is a cross between a monkey, a human and a bird. We would have mostly human bodies, but with wings, and monkey feet, so our feet were as productive as our hands. Imagine laying in the sun lounger and passing yourself your drink with you feet. Wow. And what a good dancer you would be!

Answer 6

My Springer Spaniel seems to have a great life. Sleeping lots of the day, digging holes, swimming and laying in front of the fire.

But he also get's to lick his own private parts and can poke his nose up the skirts of visiting ladies with total impunity (some of them even seem to like it!).

Sounds fun to me!

Answer 7

Great question. I've been out with blokes who are tom-cats, sperm-whales, downright pigs and boars!
I coulda been a lemming at times, but now I'm a hedgehog who's about ready to hibernate..

Answer 8

Could I be a parrot? Still able to talk with a long life expectancy. If birds dont' count, then I"d have to say Monkey

Answer 9

that's hard

in water a dolphin because of their playfulness

on land a tiger because they are so strong its like watching liquid steel moving

in air a peregrine falcon Coz they are the world fastest bird
they can go upto 350mph an hour in a dive

Answer 10

An African Lion. They are absolutely gorgeous! Afraid of nothing and no one, yet so peaceful and full of grace. You can't help but recognise them. I once even got to stroke a tamed lioness - an experience I'll never forget!!