Is that why he has't responded to my hostage of Mrs. C.
After all these years together, he doesn't love her any more? So what should I do with Mrs. C. Should I let her sleep with the Fishes? Or should I go and get the Tooth-Fairy?
2006-12-10 23:51:32 · 7 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If Santa does not seem concerned with the disapearence of his wife then you do have the option of offing her. If she is no longer a valuable commodity then you have little chance of getting a return on your investment. However, before deciding to take that big step you should consider other options. Does she have any family that might have an interest in her safe return? Does she herself have any skills that may be used to at least allow you to get a return on any maintenence fees? Before taking the step from kid-napper to assasin these things must be considered. Think carefully and I hope it all works out for you.
2006-12-11 00:10:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should let Mrs C go so she can sleep with the elves, I'm sure she would reward you for ending her suffrage (besides, I've heared she's a kinky old lady!).
If you want to get Santas attention you had better start pulling teeth!...
2006-12-11 07:58:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get the tooth-fairy
and the Easter bunny too, I'm sure he's in on it.
2006-12-11 07:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by ellierckworld 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the tooth fairy!! I think he got sick of Mrs.C anyways, lol
2006-12-11 07:55:12 · answer #4 · answered by Kath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's tired of mrs c. he's movin on!
2006-12-11 07:54:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he is i'll knock his teeth out...
hmm - but this won't help will it.
2006-12-11 07:55:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhhh, no he's not
2006-12-11 07:53:42 · answer #7 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋