One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU B ASTARD!!!!"
im irish so im allowed to take the p1ss
2006-12-10 21:38:30 · 10 answers · asked by armaghmadman 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I'm Irish too and I agree with him!! Waste not want not!!!
LOL very funny!
2006-12-10 21:50:11 · answer #1 · answered by My_Name 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that joke is the Dogs B*llucks!!
Good One x
needed a laugh - Monday Morning!
2006-12-10 21:47:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
May God bless you and Merry Christmas
2006-12-10 21:42:59 · answer #3 · answered by jan d 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant story and true,cant wait to tell my father in law,hes irish
2006-12-10 22:43:27 · answer #4 · answered by angus r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't understand til the end...Meh its alright :]
2006-12-10 21:40:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can and you have. Gtreat joke, very funny.
2006-12-10 22:32:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very good.
2006-12-11 01:24:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very good
2006-12-10 21:40:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny.lol
2006-12-11 02:10:29 · answer #9 · answered by karen. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute.
2006-12-10 21:46:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋