How can I make angry wife sign divorce paper and move out with children? I not want to upset my girlfriend anymore.
2006-12-10 21:36:29 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
New girlffriend look nice and I have the nice sexy time with her...wife look bad and make eyes hurt. I not want her around the house anymore. I like girlfriend. How I move on? Make the not nice one sign paper and move out? please help
2006-12-10 21:41:35 · update #1
Make her clean your house, and if she doesnt beat her a-ss. If that dont work take all of her belongings and put them in the front yard and burn them. If that dont work beat her a-ss again. You have to remember that your girlfriends feelings are on the line and if your wife and kids dont realize that then they never really loved you.
2006-12-10 21:41:14 · answer #1 · answered by NEED HELP 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
It would be a good idea to 'move' your wife and children out, in fact thats the wrong word - ''throw'' them out would have sounded better. Yea, so throw them out, without signing the papers, or asking for divorce, cos' if you do, you are signing your own grave, buddy. Its only a matter of months, when the sex will die, your new sexy lady would find a better good looking ''not married before'' man, and who would also not have ''any children'' like you. She will find someone better, and throw you out, once your use for sex is over, also not to forget that your wallet is empty. I am sure you may want your family then. So signing a divorce might make it worse for you, although you deserve a more severe punishment. Once your term with this whore of a woman is over, you'd be begging and wishing that you had your family back, and you had all the goodness that you had once. But it will be sooo late, and I hope that is just what happens to you. Okay, with or without divorce, I agree, you have to get your wife out, cos' I feel sad for her, and the little children who will have to face you and the slut who you are bringing in with you. Dont worry, the day is not far, when this slut will throw you out too.......we'll wait for your next question then, on yahoo answers.....good luck
2006-12-10 23:46:24 · answer #2 · answered by arya 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, get the lawyer to draft up the divorce papers to show that you will more than adequately support your wife and children. Then, find your wife a nice house to move in to and buy furniture. I'd even set up holiday decorations, since it's the season. Make sure your children have everything they need in the house. This will increase the likelihood that your wife will leave with the children. Then, tell your girlfriend how smart she is, because one day she'll probably be in the same situation. This will likely cheer her up.
2006-12-10 21:51:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
U r a JERK!!! u move out of the house with that slut cause she is a jerk like u. How can she agree to move in n let u throw out ur wife n kids. Hey pls tell her that she will be thrown too soon when u get a new gf. OH and abt the looks were u blind when u married ur first wife or did Jesus just come and renew ur vision.
I hope i dot see u here again crying n asking question. U big "L"
2006-12-10 21:49:23 · answer #4 · answered by yordanos a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dont you rent another place for you and your lover and live your wife to live in the house with kids you do not have a heart for those kids since the two of you can not get along and you want her to sign for that paper move out or you will never get what you want coz you are hurting her and you think its the way to go grow up
2006-12-10 21:46:04 · answer #5 · answered by alfa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks to me like you`re putting the cart before the horses here buddy!
Divorce you wife BEFORE moving the girlfriend in!!!
Better yet, let you wife move out BEFORE the girlfriend moves in!
And what about your children?
What kind of heartless husband and father are you exactly?!?
Don`t worry about your girlfriend!
Your wife & kids are the important ones at the moment!
Be a man and ASSUME YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES!!!
2006-12-10 21:43:06 · answer #6 · answered by Lolita Angel Rose Taylor-Kennedy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God help you because no one else can. I feel so sorry for your wife and children. Your girlfriend gets no sympathy, she is as slimy as you are. I hope your wife signs the papers, she deserves better than this.
2006-12-10 22:23:51 · answer #7 · answered by slick chik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's wicked funny! I can just imagine. Why don't you change the locks and throw all your wifes stuff on the lawn? Or why don't you trash the place and move out? If you own it you can vandalise it to hell, that way she'll be living in a dump.
2006-12-10 21:47:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn man you are lucky to be breathing. I hope these children are not yours because you are telling them that it is OK to treat their mother like a dog and if you have a daughter then she will grow up thinking that it is OK to be treated like this by men because you treated her mother like this.
Great job Don't get on here crying when you new woman gives you the crouch rot.
2006-12-10 21:41:38 · answer #9 · answered by Feather 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uhhh upset your girlfriend maybe you should think about your family...I don't know the situation but I doubt your children deserve that sort of treatment..and there is way to get a divorce is the other does not concent talk to your lawyer about it.
2006-12-10 21:39:09 · answer #10 · answered by thereis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh you poor thing! Maybe you forge ugly wife signature and imitate her like how you imitate Borat so pathetically?
2006-12-10 22:36:48 · answer #11 · answered by citrusy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋