2006-12-10 20:43:46 · 9 answers · asked by Zach S 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I used to be a secretary & had a really mean boss.
He was ALWAYS asking me to make coffee for him.
One day he had been an extreme pain & had gotten on my last nerve.
Well, there were mice in the bldg & I had been telling him we needed to call the pest control out.
Being the greedy man he was he didn't wanna spend any money for the exterminators.
So one Monday morning I was making his pot of coffee & there was rat crap in the coffee filter.
I usually took it all apart & cleaned it all really well.
However this day I thought "You want coffee made 10 times a day I'll make you some gourmet coffee".
I used a papertowel & just wiped all the rat $hit on the table into the filter & put the coffee grounds in, filled it w/ water, hit "on" & walked away. :o)
Later when I served his coffee he just kept saying how good it was, something he had never done before.
I just smiled, it was all I could do to keep a straight face. :o)
2006-12-10 21:56:45 · answer #1 · answered by Cat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Sprayed Windex (Glass Cleaner) On This Boy's Cookies When He Wasn't Looking. But Thats Only Because He Kept Messing With My Little Sister. He Didnt Even Notice They Were Wet. But When He Was On Like His Fourth Cookie He Said..."Ugh! These Taste Funny!" LoL
2006-12-11 07:24:58 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥~Piglet~♥~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was when i was 25, i am 33 now and would definately do it again:
i worked at a warehouse who filled Hershey chocolate bar orders and a fairly new girl was there, she was there close to six months. i was there five years. my department had four subdivisions and i never worked with her before. one day i had. i had no idea why no one liked her, she seemed so nice. we worked together after that every day for the next month. it was just the two of us in the cigarette department, she picked the orders and i stamped the state stamps on the orders. we got to be good friends, or so i thought. then someone from the main warehouse came in and bumped her to a lower seniority job and i worked with them. she told everyone who hated her, my personal business and added lies to the pot and it got back to me. people got mad at me from her lies. what did i do??? i called her husband and told him she was having an affair, and she was, at least i didn't lie. she came in the next morning with two black eyes. she asked me did i have anything to do with it. i told her it was me, i said you told lies about me, what goes around comes around. she answered that she could respect that and everything was fine after that. like i cared if it wasn't...
2006-12-11 05:16:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Flipped my friend off cause he asked me for a sleepover. I was in a bad mood then.
2006-12-11 04:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by Joseph_G 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i peepeed in my brothers mt. dew. i just love remembering that moment. thanx for the blast from the past!!
2006-12-11 04:51:46 · answer #5 · answered by ~~hmmmm~~ 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i hooked up with one of my friends bf and she was pregnant by him cuz someboby told me she want my ex it was bad and stupid but were still friends
2006-12-11 05:05:27 · answer #6 · answered by sexyhot flirt 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just d thought that my biggest pet peeve will suddenly vanish fr d face of d earth... its a mean thought..
i didnt actually do anything..
2006-12-11 04:54:01 · answer #7 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i shot a person coz he KILLED my girlfriend
btw:the person didnt die(damn it)
2006-12-11 05:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Never been mean before, can you teach me??
2006-12-11 04:51:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋