i am in a really crap mood, make me smile or if u can laugh, if you can...
2006-12-10 20:32:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
hows this then ? a scottsman was caught in glasgow with a wellington on the end of his nob the police questioned him and he said that he was f#c#i#g a boot !!
Sorry but i love crap jokes >
2006-12-14 11:48:19 · answer #1 · answered by rodsouth78 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pf it's monday, honey, we're all in a crap mood! but don't worry - it'll be ok! there r only 2 weeks till X-mas! that old man with the beard and the funny hat might've brought something special 4 ya. now listen to ur favourite song - this will make u feel alright. then go out with friends - stop sitting on the comp when u feel in that mood again! duhhh i didn't make laught or even smile... i suck... but don't worry there's someone out there who doesn't suck and is w8ing 4 u! so cheer up and take care
wish ya all the best
ali shkodrova
2006-12-10 22:42:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awww bless y me to well I feel fed up to! Just think not long to Christmas lots of presents a few drinks! Day of having a laugh! Go to yahoo office attachments theres some funny video clips on they make me laugh!
2006-12-11 01:12:06 · answer #3 · answered by Purple Fairy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's Monday!!! everyones in a crap mood
2006-12-10 21:43:40 · answer #4 · answered by Leah 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Watch Dane Cook. He will make you laugh like no other. Now smile girl. You are beautiful. Show your beauty. Have a great day.
2006-12-10 22:11:30 · answer #5 · answered by bountyhunter101 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Joke Copied from another poster on "answers" just a few mins ago, but just in case ya missed it...
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
2006-12-10 22:07:44 · answer #6 · answered by jamesoliver 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello!
My goodness, you're looking good today! I feel happier and a better person just by saying hello to you. You are such a great person! Have a nice Monday, take care and lots of love and hugs.
nev x
2006-12-10 22:00:48 · answer #7 · answered by nev 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's a pretty girl like you doing here? Go hit the streets and make the boys drool!!!
2006-12-10 21:58:20 · answer #8 · answered by Col 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its monday morning, rainy and its only 2 weeks till christmas.....
i have plenty of reasons to be happy, try counting your blessings no matter how small and you will realise that you are already more blessed than you were yesterday.
2006-12-10 22:35:39 · answer #9 · answered by kt_sub2000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 weeks until christmas.
2006-12-10 21:40:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋