This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a freakin' checking account."
To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a freakin' checking account right now."
"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation.
They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem," the man says, "I just won $50 million in the lottery and I want to open a freakin checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see sir," the manager said, "and this ****** is giving you a hard time?"
2006-12-10 19:09:15 · 16 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol , good one too!
2006-12-13 09:18:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Love IT good jokes blue ..luv kara
2006-12-11 07:44:25 · answer #2 · answered by COOKIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe , it's too good !!! I loved it ~~~ 10/10 for the clean joke ~~~ In my opinion , it somehow depicts ---
"Be cool n' make others fool " !!!!
God Bless You !!!
2006-12-11 03:40:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL money is the root of all evil if you have it you can get away with anything:(
2006-12-11 03:12:18 · answer #4 · answered by katlady927 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame.
2006-12-11 03:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious!!! Money talks and bullsh*t walks right??
2006-12-11 03:11:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great.
2006-12-11 03:18:31 · answer #7 · answered by Christina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice man
super joke
2006-12-11 03:11:40 · answer #8 · answered by 1111 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one.
that's the money talking.
2006-12-11 03:12:27 · answer #9 · answered by Piggy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-11 03:11:20 · answer #10 · answered by Arts 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it.
2006-12-11 03:24:04 · answer #11 · answered by **** if i know 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋