It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you being charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early sir," replied the defendant.
"Well, that's not a crime," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," answered the prisoner.
2006-12-10 19:03:48 · 20 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol =)
2006-12-13 09:17:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can brush aside the completed opposition with one transport. Chuck Norris would not take wickets. he takes lives. An umpire as quickly as grew to become down a Chuck Norris attraction and the subsequent roundhouse kick killed him, the umpire at sq. leg AND the third umpire. Chuck Norris scored 666 runs off one over. two times. Chuck Norris would not positioned on a field. Balls of metallic do not choose secure practices. Wasim Akram or Chuck Norris? you're kidding good? Chuck Norris can swing a ball a hundred and eighty stages! He runs out the non-striker continually!
2016-10-14 10:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by rosen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer?
Love the joke. Thanks
Happy Merry
2006-12-10 19:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe ~~~ It's good !!! I loved it ~~~ 10/10 for your clean joke ~~~
A very merry Christmas to you !!!!
2006-12-10 19:46:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute! I love it!! It lightened the mood!lol:)
2006-12-10 19:23:51 · answer #5 · answered by feather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-10 19:13:32 · answer #6 · answered by Meeya 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-12-10 19:08:08 · answer #7 · answered by Christina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it Wynona Ryder?
2006-12-10 19:10:53 · answer #8 · answered by oatie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay i'm gonna answer a question with a question
Q.Where's the deepest part of the ocean?
Give up?..............
A.The bottom. (feel free to use this riddle)
2006-12-10 19:13:42 · answer #9 · answered by cactus_chic3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...lighten up my mood really!!! ;)
2006-12-10 19:08:21 · answer #10 · answered by Mysterious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-12-10 19:11:45 · answer #11 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋