I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.
I used to come here all the time with my ex.
Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
2006-12-10 18:57:15 · 27 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
do I need to buy some lube
2006-12-10 19:31:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can we make this fast, I have the twins in the car and my wife needs ice cream.
Ohhh, look at the time- I have an early appointment with my proctologist.
Uh uh, I am listening.*has mp3 player tucked in shirt secretly listening to Paris Hilton*
2006-12-11 03:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
some I'd hate to hear:
"Sure, we can go back to my place. Just keep your voice down. i don't want to wake up mom."
"Are you opposed to excess body hair?"
"That was your sister? She has really big ta-ta's for a 14 year old."
" It's a real miracle drug. I couldn't control my herpes without it."
"You look so good you make me want to get a job."
"All the voices in my head agree you look beautiful."
lol
2006-12-11 03:10:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
These are real things guys have said to me:
If you let me touch your boobies, I'll let you touch mine.
The doctor says its not contagious.
Back to my place...bouncy bouncy.
I hope you like oral Raspberries.
(For those who dont know, a raspberry is when you blow on someone's stomach, making a loud fart sound with your mouth)
You give better head than my dog.
Is your mom single too?
2006-12-11 03:14:00 · answer #4 · answered by Angela 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How expensive should the dinner has to be to get some action?
Aren't you feeling great that you get a date with me?
Man!, these hemorrhoids are killing me!
How can you remove blood from your car?
2006-12-11 03:23:37 · answer #5 · answered by Cisco Sucks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God!!! What is that smmmelllllll????
What's that on your face?
How long have you owned that outfit?
I don't like to wear expensive shoes either.
Do you mind if a few of my buddies come with us?
Excuse me, I have to call my mom every hour 'cuz I borrowed her car for this date.
2006-12-11 03:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by tiggerthoughts 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He shouldn't say "do you like me / are you feelin me". It shows lack of confidence. Don't say anything that could be taken as a line or that could be replaced for any girl. Neither should he say "How much money do you make".
2006-12-11 03:01:52 · answer #7 · answered by elthe3rd 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lets make this quick. My wife is over at the next table.
2006-12-11 03:00:52 · answer #8 · answered by Vile-1 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hail corn our evil overlord
(sorry slightly obsessed by a corn Q i read recently.Probably better to ignore me)
2006-12-11 03:04:12 · answer #9 · answered by cactus_chic3 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are those your real boobs?
Are you ticklish?
Do you take birth control pills?
My TV is in the bedroom
2006-12-11 03:02:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋