the mushroom says why not i'm a fun guy!
2006-12-10 18:49:08 · 12 answers · asked by natural_almonds 1 in Dining Out ➔ Other - Dining Out
hahahaaa where are you getting these
2006-12-10 18:50:20 · answer #1 · answered by graduatecj08 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mushroom Walks Into A Bar
2016-11-02 00:10:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I side with the mushroom! Even mushrooms get tired of hanging out in SALAD bars all the time!
2006-12-10 23:37:52 · answer #3 · answered by worldinspector 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, funny... here's a random one ~A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he’s going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there he really starts to miss his new wife, so he writes her a letter. "My darling," he writes, "it looks like we’re going to be apart for a very long time. Already I’m starting to miss you and we’re constantly surrounded by young, attractive native girls. The temptation’s terrible. I need some kind of hobby to keep my mind off them." His wife sends him back a harmonica with a note reading, "Why don’t you learn to play this?" Eventually his tour of duty comes to an end and he rushes back to his wife. "Darling" he says, "I can’t wait to get you into bed so that we can make passionate love!" But she stops him with a wave of her hand. "First, let’s see how well you play that harmonica."
2016-03-17 21:22:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart!
2006-12-13 07:36:44 · answer #5 · answered by ms.chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bartender says: sorry we only serve to MR.Tomato.
2006-12-10 18:50:33 · answer #6 · answered by sulaji84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa!
2006-12-10 19:16:35 · answer #7 · answered by Serious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I thought it was funny.
2006-12-10 18:50:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that made me smile!
2006-12-10 18:56:30 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs.Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one!! :D
2006-12-10 21:21:32 · answer #10 · answered by blackandblue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋