Van has a new girlfriend, a really beautiful Italian girl.
She invites him over the one night for dinner to meet her parents.
Van, wanting to impress her folks, puts on his best suit and confidently makes his way to her house.
Dinner with her parents goes well, but throughout the whole night, the father is carefully checking Van out.
Eventually, the father asks Van, "Mafia?"
So Van replies "Nee oom, ek vinger haar net a bietjie!"
2006-12-10 17:54:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
Hey everone, the joke was posted in the South African section since only South Africans will get the joke (provided they understand Afrikaans). The joke is a pun on words and a direct translation would not help.
2006-12-10 18:13:00 · update #1
Hey everone, the joke was posted in the South African section since only South Africans will get the joke (provided they understand Afrikaans). The joke is a pun on words and a direct translation would not help.
2006-12-10 18:13:07 · update #2
Skip - You stupid jackass. ***** like you are the reason so many people across the world do not like Americans.
Why don't you try to get yourself a life instead of sitting behind your little computer screen and acting like someone who does not have an ounce of education. Oh, but wait, you probably don't have an education so I guess you'll be a loser your life.
2006-12-10 21:03:16 · update #3
Mooi een Barney!
2006-12-10 21:04:30 · update #4
Smiley, great joke.
2006-12-11 02:21:20 · update #5
Hilarious! Here's a Gatiep & Maraai one for you.
One morning while making breakfast, Gatiep walked up to Maraai and slapped her on her thigh and said, "Ek se, ou Dikkes, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle, ne?" She just gave him the evil eye and replied with silence. The next morning
Gatiep woke Maraai with a pinch on the breast and said, "Ek se, Dolly Parton, if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra, ne?" This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his manhood. With a death grip in place she said, "Jy weet ou Slappes, if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, your neighbour, the plumber, the pool man en jou broer.
2006-12-10 22:40:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Interesting suggestion by Skip that - as this is a section for Americans to ask questions about South Africa - all South Africans should tootle off (he didn't put it that politely).
If we did that, would other Americans then answer the questions and confirm to each other that yes, indeed, there really are lions and tigers at the bottom of SA gardens?
What a moron.
2006-12-11 12:48:56 · answer #2 · answered by carokokos 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hi I don't understand but wanted to comment on Skip who said this site is for Americans wanting info on Africa well who will answer the questions an American sitting at a computer in USA he can do that himself I am sure the punch line is funny and just over look people like skip there are alot of them on yahoo they hate themselves so they want others to be miserable also
2006-12-11 13:10:29 · answer #3 · answered by katlady927 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have no problem with the joke,good one.And just a message to skip:Dude,if they made a yahoo!South Africa then we would go there but they haven't so don't be so rude,damn!
2006-12-12 09:15:01 · answer #4 · answered by Elisabeth B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dankie vir die grap, hier is nog een.
Tannie soek viagra vir die oom. Daar is 3 soorte sê die dokter, 25% vir semi, 50% vir hard en 100% vir klip hard. Die 25% is reg sê die tannie, dis net om te help dat die oom nie sy slippers so nat piepie nie.
2006-12-11 04:20:23 · answer #5 · answered by Barney B 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Babel fish's Dutch to English translator has this as "No uncle, ek of finger its exactly a bietjie!" Still not very helpful.
2006-12-11 02:06:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oud, maar goed!!! Doet so voort!!!!
So van Viagra gepraat: Tannie stap in by die apteek en vra Vigra en Antibiotika. "Viagra?" vra die apteker. "Virrie Oom!" antwoord die antie. "Antibiotika?" vra die apteker: "Het jy al gesien hoeveel skade 'n geroeste spyker kan aanrig!" antwoord die antie verontwaardig!!!
2006-12-12 15:44:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mooi een ou maat... nie te vuil nie, net reg!
2006-12-11 03:54:54 · answer #8 · answered by DieWaarheid 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good Gag:
Skip, the Yanks DON'T own everything, you know? Take a hike.
2006-12-11 08:20:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
ek het lanklaas so 'n funny joke gehoor! ja, ds bietjie af, maar wie gee om? solank as wat die afrikaanse mense dit vang, sal dit snaaks bly. wys jou net, suid-afrikaners is nie so uptight en droog soos sommige buitelanders nie! joke on, bro!!!!
congrats barney en smiley, dit was net so lekker funny. en skip...gaan kielie 'n grassie of kyk of jy kan hoor hoe hy groei!
2006-12-11 12:58:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋