it's my first experience...
2006-12-10 16:34:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Buy a box of condoms. Read the instructions. Practice rolling one onto a banana or cucumber. Have your mom bake an apple pie, then practice putting one onto yourself, then have a go at the warm apple pie.
2006-12-10 18:57:27 · answer #1 · answered by Just Chillin' 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a true story that happened in my country Malaysia. One day a doctor went into a remote village to educate the local villagers how to use a condom. All the villagers gathered around him giving him their full attention. The doctor explained that the men must use a condom before sex if they did not want their wifes to get pregnant. As the villagers have never heard of a condom before they wanted to know how to wear the condom. As the doctor did not have a artificial penis to demontrate he used his finger to slip the condom on. All the men nodded in unison and understood what the doctor was talking about.
After 9 months the doctor came again to the same village to check on their progress and was immediately suurounded by all the men in the village. They complainted that after following exactly what the doctor told them 9 months ago all their wifes still got pregnant. The puzzled doctor asked them if they wore a condom everytime they had sex and all of them said yes. So the doctor asked did you remember how to put on the condom and all of them said yes. The doctor still puzzled asked one of the men to show him how he wore the condom. So the man opened a brand new condom and immediately slipped in on his finger and said after that he had sex with his wife!!!
2006-12-11 00:59:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You take the condom out of the pack-
When your penis is hard, you roll the condom over it....
Take care not to tear the condom!
If you're uncircumcised, it's a good idea to pull your foreskin back before pulling the condom over your c---
Many condoms have a little bubble at the top into which you ejaculate.
Try it when you're next having a w---, then you will be know more before having any sex with anyone else...
Good Luck!
Nick
2006-12-11 17:08:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just because you don't know how, does not mean you're not ready. Someone could be 40 years old and not know how to use a condom if they had never used one in the past. There are instructions on the box. Get a box of them and practice with one on a banana. This will save you embarrassment later on in front of the lucky lady.
2006-12-11 00:46:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Condom application is fairly straightforward, involving nothing more than rolling it on. There is an illustration at the link below.
2006-12-11 00:38:19 · answer #5 · answered by jchaddavis 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you should wait for that first experience, make sure its right for both you and your partner, like one other person said if you dont know how to use it ur not ready for the what ifs when doin it
2006-12-11 00:55:00 · answer #6 · answered by jpnsc2 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
read the instructions on the box of the condoms that you buy
2006-12-11 01:32:51 · answer #7 · answered by jamaica 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wait tell your married kid.
1. then you wont be sinning
2. then you can actually tell your wife you LOVED HER ENOUGH TO WAIT!!!
Then again, who cares about giving yourself purely and fully to your wife, after all, that White dress shes wearing represents her purity in waiting for you....but, yeah dirty seconds are great buddy. Your wife wont care.....MUCH.
2006-12-11 02:07:10 · answer #8 · answered by robertt223 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you don't know, and have to ask, you're too young. Put it back in your daddy's night table and go play with your blocks.
2006-12-11 01:11:53 · answer #9 · answered by mickjam 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Go to the link I provide you below and look for video on how put on ...you should check it out...seriously...
2006-12-11 00:47:11 · answer #10 · answered by Awesome Auzy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋