The presents are all MINE, MINE, MINE!!!
2006-12-10 16:13:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
I may have to let him go. I cannot keep up with all this cookie baking. Man, he sure can put them away. Anyone got some milk I can borrow?
2006-12-10 16:27:33 · update #1
How many carrots do I need to stock? This reindeer with the red nose is acting hungry too.
2006-12-10 16:48:19 · update #2
Thats fine. Christmas means being in the spirit of giving and being nice....all those nice things... we arent supposed to want presents that badly....
So you can keep Santa for now because in principle I do not need presents. I might feel different when I get nothing on Dec. 25, however, Can you please give Santa back?
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2006-12-10 16:54:33 · answer #1 · answered by want2knowsoon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Chimney Song
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all night long.
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don't seem right.
And there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't make a sound,
But I wish you Merry Christmas.
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all week long.
Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
And we don't know what we're going to do.
Cause there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't move around,
And it's been a week since Christmas.
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all month long.
Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace
Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.
That there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't talk at all,
And it's been there since last Christmas.
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all year long.
I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year
But my brother says, "He's already here."
And he's stuck up in the chimney
And he doesn't say a word
And he'll be there every Christmas.
And we'll have him every Christmas.
2006-12-11 00:19:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't care. Santa has never given me presents. My parents gave me some gifts when I was a child. And Santa never gave my son gifts either. Some people in my family didn't lie to their kids about Santa. We celebrate Christmas with Mass, family being together, a meal and visiting and talking about the 200 yr old nativity set from my dad's side of the family. It's Jesus' birthday.
2006-12-11 00:21:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pia Zadora and Santa fought there way back to earth after being captured by Martians. You should be a piece of cake (the fruity kind) for Pia and her bearded friend.
2006-12-11 00:31:10 · answer #4 · answered by CAE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK why you gonna lie you didn't get me i am right here with my cookies and milk that was a salvation army Santa ha ha you got fooled send back so he can turn kettle in
2006-12-11 13:43:17 · answer #5 · answered by theessenceofrose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you better check your house again.....cuz Santa's at mine! I TOOK HIM FROM YOU MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! and i get alll the cookies presents and i get to meet the red nose reindeer! GO ME!! Oh and I dont care for his sleigh. Im gonna turn in into a hummer!
2006-12-11 00:18:51 · answer #6 · answered by Angel_luva 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I could care less. He is one less person I have to buy presents for. Then there is the whole having to bake cookies for him thing. Too much effort and I'll probably get crap for presents again! lol
2006-12-11 00:22:06 · answer #7 · answered by Belize69 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
His wife is gonna care! She'll be after you, cause' that's how she gets her presents and she wants em' now!
And ya know she always keeps nice warm cookies for him.
That's so she can exchange her cookies for his cookies!
2006-12-11 00:17:22 · answer #8 · answered by smoothsoullady 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good on ya. I heard he was in cahoots with the easter bunny anyway. Please commit Santacide! Then the real Christmas hero may get his share of the limelight! Oh, and good luck with the presents too, the more you have the more you fel you need!
2006-12-11 00:20:16 · answer #9 · answered by askauntkt 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I were you, I would check his license. I think you have an imposter because I have had the "Real" santa locked up for a year now. He tell me to tell you HOHOHO!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
2006-12-11 07:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by mrsreadalot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋