One of Hillary Clinton's lesbian bodyguards or 500 South American fire ants.
2006-12-10 16:09:43 · 16 answers · asked by Goobersdadnotmom 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
The Fire Ants! Of Course! damn we all know it would take two bodyguards for 500 fire ants.............
2006-12-10 17:02:00 · answer #1 · answered by doctor_bongingtonnes 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it a straight up fight, or is either side armed with anything? If there aren't any weapons, then deffinately the fire ants. But, if you're talking the bodyguard has like a flame thrower or maybe just garden hose, then maybe I'd bet on her. But then if the ants had on armer or like some tiny scuba gear then they'd still win. Unless the armer and gear were to interfere with their mandible abilities. If the bodyguard had a gun, still the ants. If the ants had guns, still the ants. If the ants were out drink untill like 4 am the night before, I'd take the bodyguard. I don't know man. Too many variables.
2006-12-11 00:17:53 · answer #2 · answered by ...... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bodygaurds. It takes a simple sprayer to kill a 1000 fireants, forget 500, in a couple of minutes.
The worst they will end up is some ant bites and some allergic reactions - fire ants will be fried to death!
2006-12-11 01:25:02 · answer #3 · answered by stock_diddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
500 hundred is not that many ants. Those lesbians probably were combat boots. They could probably stomp the ants.
2006-12-11 00:26:12 · answer #4 · answered by Scott C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you choose the smallest broad-guard, and allow the ants to use weapons and crack,--it might be a draw.
That is ,if Hillary doesn't jump in.
2006-12-11 00:21:15 · answer #5 · answered by big j 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fire ants
2006-12-11 00:16:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The fire ants all the way.
2006-12-11 00:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by jason c 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Bodyguard....duh!!!
2006-12-11 00:12:38 · answer #8 · answered by The Face 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the fire ants
2006-12-11 00:22:03 · answer #9 · answered by answers999 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
500 fire ants, anyday
2006-12-11 00:12:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋