Do you wish you had a burrito long enough that it drags the ground when you walk ?

Answer 1

OK that does it! I thought there were a few secrets about my burrito we were going to keep just between us, and not spatter them all over Yahoo. Are you going to mention all the pet names you've given it next. You know I've solved that problem by rolling it up like a fire hose. What else can I do?

Answer 2

Burritos are for eating, not dragging on the ground. Besides, a burrito that big would probably spoil long before you could finish eating it.

Answer 3

Let me ask you this, why do you have this obsession with burritos. Is it because you are a porn star or you want a Long burrito to costar with you?

Answer 4

I wish I had a burrito, period! I've always wanted to see what it was like.

Answer 5

Friction burns...painful.

Plus giddy from blood loss to head.

Better to think with the cabbage instead of the brussel sprout.

Answer 6

I'm still looking for a loaf of bread long enough to make that Philly cheesesteak I've been planning for some time now.

Answer 7

there once was a man from kent whose burrito was so long it was
bent to save himself trouble he put it in double and instead of cumming he went

Answer 8

It would if I took my shoes off.
Might be a market for burrito sock and shoe or roller than.

Answer 9

I cant say that I do
like Shakespeare's mistress
her feet tred on the ground when she walks

Answer 10

its already long enough to hit the water when i sit on the toilet and that is anoying enough. i couldnt imagine steppin on the poor fella