I have always dreamt of knowing the joy of childbirth. Alas, I am male. It's not a fetish, i just think it's unfair that I can't. Are there any virtual reality things out there or something?
2006-12-10 14:38:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
We women have been keeping this joy to ourselves for the longest time. Damn you for realizing how much fun it is and wanting in on our good time action.
The short answer is get a brain transplant.
Now I know you're thinking that you've put a lot of work into the body you've got and it's given you some good times, but trust me - women have it SO much better.
If you want to have the best fun that being a woman can offer, don't think you can accept just any old body. Really you need to go out and select the sort of body you would be proud to own. Find it, hunt it and get the current occupant out of there; then you're almost home free.
A bit of minor surgery, a couple of sessions with any of your friends who are still convex in the trouser department and you will be building that baby in no time at all.
I'm not entirely sure that medical insurance covers this procedure yet - so do ring your insurance company and ask.
2006-12-10 15:59:09 · answer #1 · answered by poptop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From what I hear, the "joy" part actually comes when the child is born. If that is true, maybe knock your old lady up or adopt or something. I know there are fake bellies that they make for empathetic husbands who want to experience the belly effect. I reckon they are not cheap, though.
I suggest you just enjoy some of the awesome things about being male, like having a penis. Every heard of penis envy? The grass is always greener, eh?
2006-12-10 22:42:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you'd just have to read books about women when then go through childbirth. I'm sure in this day and age it's technically possible for you to know what it's like, but I can't imagine you'd want to go through the whole process of becoming a woman just for one little fetish you have.
2006-12-10 22:41:35 · answer #3 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Science fiction or fantasy knock up a woman or watch that movie starring Arnie, Danny de vito and Emma Thompson(sorry can't think of the title). Arnie gets pregnant in the movie.
2006-12-10 23:00:45 · answer #4 · answered by princess ana j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been told that pissn a kidney stone is the closest a man will get to the feeling... I know someone who had stones... Everything else can be experienced... Fake belly, the joy of having a child, etc...
CyberNara
2006-12-10 23:09:24 · answer #5 · answered by Joe K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make ur gf pregnant and go with her from step to step untill the childbirth
2006-12-10 22:41:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the only thing i can recommend be there for the mother of children during birth. that should be the closes you should come to giving birth. good luck
2006-12-10 22:41:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BY NOT MAKING YOUR REALITY A FANTASY.
good luck for the labor.
in your dreams!
2006-12-10 22:48:17 · answer #8 · answered by simplyJESSE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not unless you suddenly become a seahorse ...
2006-12-10 22:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by Bill P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we are out of luck on that I think.
2006-12-10 22:40:38 · answer #10 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋