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2006-12-10 14:17:01 · 6 answers · asked by Angelica 3 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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A man looks across the back yard fence and sees the neighbor's kid filling a hole he has dug...

"Hi. What are you doing, son?"

"Burying my goldfish. It died."

"I'm sorry about that. But I have to ask - why such a big hole for such a small fish?"

"It was in your cat when it died..."

2006-12-10 14:38:43 · answer #1 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 2 0

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a three-legged dog, a Tibetan lama, two lesbians, a drunk, and a man dressed as a Roman centurion walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says, "what's this - some kind of joke?"

2006-12-11 06:14:26 · answer #2 · answered by moblet 4 · 1 0

The white horse fell in the mud.

2006-12-10 22:28:22 · answer #3 · answered by Victoria05 3 · 0 1

Lois:"Oh my gosh. Have you been up drinking all night?"
Peter:"nO, I juSt so tirEd froM driNkinG all Night"
Lois:"But it's 8:00 in the morning"
Brain:"thAnKs foR the uP daTe Big beN!"

2006-12-10 22:27:58 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin 2 · 1 0

We're all so glad you know how to use that report button. *claps*

2006-12-10 22:27:28 · answer #5 · answered by bellegurl17 4 · 0 1

on cause their all dirty!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-10 22:19:29 · answer #6 · answered by Hally berry 3 · 1 0

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