A man looks across the back yard fence and sees the neighbor's kid filling a hole he has dug...
"Hi. What are you doing, son?"
"Burying my goldfish. It died."
"I'm sorry about that. But I have to ask - why such a big hole for such a small fish?"
"It was in your cat when it died..."
2006-12-10 14:38:43
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answer #1
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answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a three-legged dog, a Tibetan lama, two lesbians, a drunk, and a man dressed as a Roman centurion walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says, "what's this - some kind of joke?"
2006-12-11 06:14:26
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answer #2
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answered by moblet 4
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The white horse fell in the mud.
2006-12-10 22:28:22
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answer #3
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answered by Victoria05 3
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Lois:"Oh my gosh. Have you been up drinking all night?"
Peter:"nO, I juSt so tirEd froM driNkinG all Night"
Lois:"But it's 8:00 in the morning"
Brain:"thAnKs foR the uP daTe Big beN!"
2006-12-10 22:27:58
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answer #4
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answered by Kevin 2
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We're all so glad you know how to use that report button. *claps*
2006-12-10 22:27:28
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answered by bellegurl17 4
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on cause their all dirty!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-10 22:19:29
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answered by Hally berry 3
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