No man wants to feel like they are chucking their sausage up an alley, right?
2006-12-10 14:01:36 · 62 answers · asked by Stephen F 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
I would just like to clarify some things here.
1. Both me and my girl are of restricted growth and don't want a tall child.
2. Being of restricted height i am small below and don't need the emotional grief of dealing with a large vagina
3.I can't believe I am being judge so harshly. As a Christian I hope you can find it in your hearts to understand me. If not go to hell.
2006-12-10 14:50:45 · update #1
Lastly I wanted to see If pre-marital sex and pregnancy, smoking ,religion, race and midgets would push all the buttons of the self- righteous bigots who frequent yahoo answers.
2006-12-10 15:21:02 · update #2
I don't think the problem will be your girlfriend's 'alley'...I think it's that you've always had a rather small sausage....
2006-12-10 14:13:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I am going to assume you are being serious with the question. I am sorry that you are smaller down there. I have been pregnant 3 times, delivered vaginally 8 1/2 pound babys, and my husband is very happy sexually. No matter if you deliver a small baby or big or even have a c-section her tightness will all be the same. Also, a woman that smokes during pregnancy can give that baby so much more complications that just a low birth weight. Miscarriages, cleft lip etc. You should encourage your girlfriend to stop smoking for her health and the health of your unborn child. If you were man enough to bring a baby into the world then you need to be man enough to have your priorities right. A baby depends on you! I hope that you will understand why people are very upset by this question because it seems crazy to care about the tightness of your girlfriend and how tall your baby will be when if she continues to smoke, you may not even have a baby to worry about! And you would intentionally be harming your baby, what kind of father or even person would do that on purpose. You need to think about what kind of person you really are. Take a good long hard look. Who cares if your child grows healthy as can be and is taller than you? It is all genetic anyway!
2006-12-10 16:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by crafty mama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Should i encourage my pregnant girlfriend to smoke so she has a small baby and maintains her 'tightness'? TIGHTNESS OF WHAT? HER HAND GRIP OR HER PELVIC FLOOR? THERE ARE EXERCISES FOR STRENGTHENING PELVIC FLOOR MUSCLES, **** KNOWS WHERE YOU GOT THE IDEA THAT SMOKING HELPS THAT? GEEEEEEEEEZE!
No man wants to feel like they are chucking their sausage up an alley, right? HOW SAD ARE YOU TO "BLAME" THE WOMAN THAT SHE HAS AN ALLEY... ERM... MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO USE YOUR PENIS CORRECTLY AND THERE SHOULDNT BE A PROBLEM...
Additional Details
4 hours ago
I would just like to clarify some things here.
1. Both me and my girl are of restricted growth and don't want a tall child. IS THIS LIKELY? I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE GENETIC/CONGENETAL DETAILS OF RESTRICTED GROWTH PEOPLE, CAN THEY PRODUCE A BABY THAT IS NOT AFFECTED BY RESTRICTED GROWTH? MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSULT A DOCTOR TO ANSWER THIS...
2. Being of restricted height i am small below and don't need the emotional grief of dealing with a large vagina - YOU ARE NOT SMALL BELOW, YOU ARE JUST IN PROPORTION TO YOUR BODY SIZE... STOP THE INSECURITY ME OLD LUV.
3.I can't believe I am being judge so harshly. As a Christian I hope you can find it in your hearts to understand me. If not go to hell.
I CANT BELIEVE THE QUESTION I AM READING... AND IF YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN, THE SIZE OF A WOMAN'S VAGINA TIGHT OR OTHERWISE WOULDNT WORRY YOU... NOR WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE BEING JUDGED SO HARSHLY NOR WOULD YOU TELL EVERYONE TO GO TO HELL!
3 hours ago
Lastly I wanted to see If pre-marital sex and pregnancy, smoking ,religion, race and midgets would push all the buttons of the self- righteous bigots who frequent yahoo answers. - HOW SAD ARE YOU? THAT IS SUCH A CHRISTIAN ATTITUDE ISNT IT?
HAPPY HANNAKAH TO YOU TOO XXXX
2006-12-10 18:48:48 · answer #3 · answered by Warmnjuicy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a truly awful thing to say, but I'm going to try to give the best answer I can... I think you should consider the baby's health before your satisfaction. Have you looked into a c-section birth? Or talked to your g/f about getting a "husband stitch" after she has the child? There are also exercises that she can do after she has the child. In any case, if you feel the urge to risk the child's life, than you are in no place to be having a son/daughter. However, I will give u the benefit of the doubt and assume that you did not realize that the child would be harmed aside from it's size. Just look into alternate methods that will not harm the baby nor the mother.
2006-12-10 14:43:53 · answer #4 · answered by Valerie1987 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I smoked through both my pregnancies although I am not proud of it I did. It did not help with tightness at all. The best thing for that is pelvic floor exercises which she can do without smoking. If i have anouther child I will try my best not to smoke as it is bad for the baby.
I think maybe the way you worded the last sentance might have put a few backs up as many women dont feel particullary pretty during pregnancy and the last thing they want to think about is everything stretched out of place! Its not nice for us girls either when you cant feel anything.
Good luck with the baby and I hope everything goes ok.
2006-12-11 02:30:49 · answer #5 · answered by entertainer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maintain her tightness? She would be having to get a c-section but that does not quarentee that she will be tight. From how i have heard men talk girls/women that have not even had babies are not tight.
You should not tell her to smoke if she dosen't. If she does you need to tell her to slack off and try to quit.
To this ?: No man wants to feel like they are chucking their sausage up an alley, right? Maybe the alley isnt big , it could be that the sausage is small
2006-12-10 14:17:21 · answer #6 · answered by ஐ♥Julian'sMommy♥ஐ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you a complete idiot? First off smoking causes so many problems with children I don't know where to begin. What will you say to your child when they are older? "Oh, I'm sorry you were born with a birth defect, but I wanted to be sure that mommy would stay nice and tight for daddy"......I am a smoker, but the moment I found out i was pregnant i quit. And besides you dummy....the vagina is an organ that stretches and shrinks very well, so no matter how big or small the baby's head, she will go back down to her "tight" size after the 6 weeks after birth that you can't have sex!!! Ugh, I hate men like you!
2006-12-10 14:14:21 · answer #7 · answered by a_soldiers_angel 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Everyone I know has had bigger babies when they've smoked. Including me my little girl was 8lb 0.5oz, and had to come out of the sunroof (not recommended, no sex for months).
If you are both petit then the child almost certainly be petit anyway, it also can't make that much difference if any with a first child my sister is on her seventh so her and her husband still enjoy a sex life!
I have to say though encoraging you girlfriend to smoke whilst pregnant which is both harmful to her and the baby, makes me want to know if you are mature enough to be having a baby.
Just rememered that smoking actually causes the skin to loose elasticity so she's less likely to shrink back if she smokes.
2006-12-10 19:46:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
personally i wouldnt want her to smoke. it can give your baby serious problems. if both of you are not very tall then its likely that your baby wont be that big anyway, its all about genes. and as for the "alley" comment, well a vagina is made of an elastic type material that stretches and shrinks again. ok she might end up being a little less "tight" but if she does her pelvic floor excersies before and after the birth then shes more likely to go back to a more normal state.
I have no problems with "pre-martial sex" etc, my daughter was born out of wedlock but we did get married when she was about 9 months old. i dont think it is such a taboo subject anymore.
2006-12-10 20:01:33 · answer #9 · answered by bebishenron 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No you should not because no matter if she baby is small, she will still get big. The key thing to do is to eat healthy and not over eat. Make sure she is walking a lot too. After the baby is born she can do sit-ups and stuff too. Smoking is not going to help keep her tightness, it will only make the baby sick more in it's life. I am very disappointed to hear you feel this way. I know you would not want to have a sick and unhealthy baby either, right?
2006-12-10 15:01:50 · answer #10 · answered by RearFace@18mo. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How selfish and self-centered can you possibly be! that you would even think to endanger an unborn child for your own selfish reasons is incomprehensible and immature beyond belief.
Small infants are more prone to sickness than well developed ones though that is not written in cement-but how would you feel had it been done to you and you found out as an older child who had health problems due to such a thing. It boggles m mind!
Also encouraging your gf to smoke shows even more selfishness-smoking can kill you or lead to a lot of health problems that,with your immaturity, you could not hold a job that pays enough to pay her medical bills as a result of her huge potential to becoming addicted to smoking and endangering her life! She should dump you so fast your head would swim!
Especially if she did have health issues, you'd no doubt dump her first! Get a grip!
2006-12-10 14:15:04 · answer #11 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋