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I have recently started brushing my teeth with my own urine because I've heard it might help me gain some IQ points which I severely lack. I don't think it's working, how long should I continue this practice? Although to be fair, I don't mind doing it so much because it's somewhat tastey, like saltine crackers, but it totally drives the chicks away when I tell them about it.

2006-12-10 13:45:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

23 answers

Always pleased to help a fellow seeker for truth.

Let's look at this issue sensibly:
- the world has a finite amount of water;
- a lot of people around today believe that water is healthy, clean and safe;
- fish, seals, manatees and ducks have been putting a wide variety of body fluids (and solids) into the water supply for a couple of million years;
- for as long as there have been people, people have been using water to remove their sewerage, wash their floors, dissolve their dead relatives;
- and drown kittens.

Drink the stuff? You would HAVE to be joking!

Now urine is a completely natural product and you get to control the process. Your kidneys are nature's own filtration system to prepare this elixir for your consumption.

It's healthy, it's safe it's natural.

If you weren't meant to drink it, why would natural selection have arranged for you to have a fleshy urine spout installed to make drinking your own urine both hygenic and fun?

2006-12-10 15:44:40 · answer #1 · answered by poptop 3 · 0 1

Yeah your pic looks like u brushed with urine and rubbed poo on your face! This question proves you need IQ points all the way!

2006-12-10 21:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by Screaming Banshee 3 · 1 0

La`ooo`sa!

2006-12-10 21:50:25 · answer #3 · answered by CJ♥ 1 · 0 0

I would quit that practice immediately. Just use regular water. Read and study different things to raise your IQ.

2006-12-10 21:48:46 · answer #4 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0 0

Wow.... you have to ask this question huh???? Well keep brushing and enjoy your yellow teeth, also try rubbing a monkey turd on your face then shove a corn cob up your buttocks!!

2006-12-10 21:50:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Keep on brushing and don't tell the girls. You need those IQ points after all.....

2006-12-10 21:50:22 · answer #6 · answered by salstick 6 · 0 0

Brushing your teeth with urine won't work. You need to drink it.

2006-12-10 21:48:32 · answer #7 · answered by halitobro 2 · 0 0

that proves that you severely lack IQ points

2006-12-10 21:49:07 · answer #8 · answered by yankeefan10008 2 · 0 0

I could teel you have a low IQ just by reading this question...

2006-12-10 21:48:37 · answer #9 · answered by He_Knows_Me 4 · 1 0

It doesn't work and you do need the IQ if you think it does you sicko.

2006-12-10 21:48:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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