I am writing a SATIRE about how to deal with terrorism.(IT IS FICTION) Here is my first paragraph, any ideas?

Question

The first page will basically explain that I am writing this to show that we are doing the best we can about terrorism. I will go on to explain each of these methods.

We can solve the problem with terrorist very easily. Just kill anyone who looks middle-eastern. Yeah that’s it, kill them all. Just like the Germans, except this is for a good cause; it’s to get rid of terrorism. It’s simple. All terrorists are middle-eastern; therefore if we kill all the middle easterners there will be no more terrorism. There are plenty of ways to get rid of all the middle easterners. We could just nuke the whole middle-east. Or, we could use smaller bombs, so we can utilize the land. Or, we could form concentration camps and gas chambers. We could also capture and interrogate everyone who is middle-eastern and torture them until they admit they are a terrorist. If they admit they are a terrorist we kill them, if they don’t admit it, we torture them until they do. That one is fool proof.

Lol, very funny Jay_penguin. That kind of thinking is the reason why I am writing it to begin with. People are just like, "why don't we just nuke e'm." First, that wont get rid of terrorism, second it won't go over too well with the rest of the world.

Satire doesn't have to be funny, it can be brutal, and even sick.

Lol, sounds familiar like, Hiroshima, the Holocaust, and the Salem Witch Trials...?

Answer 1

I just don`t think that Terrorism is the right Material for a Satire... but i guess that`s just me...
I wouldn`t find it funny OR entertaining, because Terrorism is real and brutal. Nothing funny about it.

Answer 2

Here is the rest of your satirical fictional story. After justice is served, the threat of Middle Eastern terrorism will be eliminated. The rest of the world will be angry and will fight the perpetrators of the genocide. They will all be considered terrorists, we will make no distinction between terrorists and the countries that harbor them. A pre-emptive war would have to be launched against the rest of the world, and every terrorist and state sponsor of terror will be dealt justice. Then the American people would finally see that the foreign policy is flawed, and they will fight back. They then become the terrorists, and the American government then becomes a state sponsor of terror. So everyone would get nuked, and everyone on Earth will then be dead. The War on Terror will finally be won.

Answer 3

I think this is ridiculous. Terrorism is real and should never be confused with satire/fiction. Just as you said, you sound like Hitler. Why would your methods improve anything, except kill more innocent people? There are many people that "look middle-eastern" and after you've killed them, identified them, can we kill you for mistaken identity? Yeah, that one is fool proof.

Answer 4

Interesting.
Sounds familiar though...

Answer 5

I like it...but i dont get why its satire...