What can I feed my girlfriend's horse that will give it a b0ner for her horse show?

Question

I want to pull a prank on her and this is the most logical I can come up with. She has an important riding demonstration for kids learning to rope and ride. Would viagra pills in his feed give him the b0ner I am trying to achieve? Is it safe? Are there some types of herbs that will cause this? Any advice would be greatly appreciated as the demonstration is in 2 days.

Answer 1

Please DO NOT do anything that will compromise the health of the horse. Any changes in a horse's diet could do major harm and it sure won't win you any brownie points with your girlfriend. Also, do you really think it's appropriate to have a horse with a "*****" being used in a demonstration around kids? I think maybe you should try a friendlier prank and grow up a little.

Answer 2

When I go to shows, everyone at the barn loads up the horses' daily breakfast portion of hay (for my horse, that's two flakes of grass hay) into hay bags and we hang them in the trailer. The horses don't usually finish all their hay by the time we get there, so we keep the bags hanging in the stalls or on the side of the trailer, wherever we keep the horses. Then the horses can eat whenever they like, until the hay runs out. All the horses get hay and grain in the evening, but we just feed that to them when we get home. At overnight shows, like county fair, there are specific feeding times. This year, feeding time is between 6 and 8 am, and 6 and 10 pm. We are not allowed to have hay bags or feed buckets hanging in the stalls any time other than feeding time, only water. Of course, make sure you have buckets to bring water. There should be a faucet at the show where you can get water, but double check with your barn friends in case you need to somehow provide water (usually this doesn't happen). You can also bring treats to reward him for being so good at the show!

Answer 3

Am I the only peson to respond to your silly question that realizes you are only trying to get attention? Does your girlfriend even have a horse? Do you even have a girlfriend? Come on, dude. Even if this were a serious question, you could come up with a better - and easier - prank. Likely her horse is a gelding anyway and while geldings can get erections, it isn't as common as a stallion doing so, and why would you want to do this in front of kids anyway? You're perverted and pitiful. Yes, take the advice of another poster and grow up. How old are you, anyway - 10?

Answer 4

Pills could kill the horse- each species is different in what doses of drugs will do to them. The same dose of most drugs will put down a elephant and a fox, for example.

As for the *****- if he is a gelding, you aren't going to get him to get one easily. For a stallion- all you need is a mare. I show in halter classes pretty regularly and there are some stallions shown with mares- they get an erection, but still sit there nicely.
It is easy enough for her to get him to stop- all she needs to do is hit him on the stomach and he will stop and retract it.
Plus you don't need to start sex education classes for kids. If they are around horses though, I am sure they have seen it already. That is a pretty immature prank.

Answer 5

Grow up and don't be such an idiot. Would love if you pulled it off and your g/friend didn't see the funny side and dumped you.

Actually reading John M's other answers, it's apparent he is a first class moron. I'm surprised he even has a girlfriend. I wouldn't be surprised if it was of the blow-up variety.

p.s. I hope the horse kicks you in the head. It might make you smarter.

Answer 6

dont do n~e thing to her horse.. a horses digestive system is different and could hurt the horse.. sum ppl may also.. know that its not safe and tell u to do it anyway. .. sum ppl are cruel.. u cant always trust everyone... so b careful.. u could could just hide the horse sumwhere. and when she cums to the barn she will have a heart attack or u could just put a foal in there.. ( b care ful though they could reject it or hurt it so kinda be cautious) and when she cums to the barn say .. the vet said that she was a little deformed (if it is a male) if its a female .. i guess she was pregnet..lol i hope that this will help ..

Answer 7

Come up with a better prank, that will cause potential health problems for the horse. They are expensive and it would not be funny for you to have ruined a financial investment.

Answer 8

Pills like that would probably kill the horse or make him very sick, so no it is not safe or smart. For doing something like that to her horse, she would probably want to kill you, and would not think that it was funny. If my boyfriend did something like that to my horse I would want to kill him, especially if it was during an important demonstration. If you want to pull a prank, don't let it have anything to do with her horse. Horses have very sensitive stomachs and can not throw up. If you feed him something other than the food he usually eats, he could colic and die, so please PLEASE DO NOT feed him anything other than what he usually eats.

Answer 9

If someone did that to my horse, I would dump them faster then h*ll. You seem like a real idiot. I am not trying to be rude, but doing something like that to an animal is mean...if not illegal. Administering medicine without a license (you know a vet or doctor????) is not legal. You really need to get a hobby and find something else to do with your time. Grow up!

Answer 10

This is the stupidest thing i have read in a long time. do you not have enough brains to know that you can kill an animal by giving it human meds or herbs. your g/f should kick your *** to the curb. What kind of pervert are you to want to show little kids a *****? YOU ARE A SICK PIECE OF POOP.