How did Santa get so big?
2006-12-10 12:32:59 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
You'd get fat too if all you did was ride around on a sleigh ONCE a year and eat cookies and drink milk from every house you visit. Also, having an elven union to build all of the toys while you get the glory on the big day just seems wrong. Elf rights, NOW!!
2006-12-10 12:35:28 · answer #1 · answered by kenrayf 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mrs. Santa cooks for Santa almost every day of the year. The cookies and milk Santa consumes delivering gifts are only part of Santa's diet a small part of the year. If you do the math, the food Mrs. Santa prepares for Santa add many more calories and pounds to Santa's wasteline than the cookies and milk he consumes while delivering gifts.
2006-12-10 12:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by Piguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he spends his free time watching kids do stuff. He only gets up to ride the sleigh to deliver presents and coal (lol). He eats the average of 2 cookies and a 12-oz. glass of milk at about 6 billion houses.
And that's why Santa is fat.
2006-12-10 12:51:52 · answer #3 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same exact way every other fat person in the world got that way. He eats too much. But He's Santa Claus. Whatchu gonna do? Nada. Let him be. He's happy being the big guy.
2006-12-10 12:36:21 · answer #4 · answered by BantamRooster68 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's because he's very kind and sensative to Mrs. Claus. Since she was putting on the pounds he didn't want her to be self conscious so he keeps a little out of shape to seem more accessible and identifiable with his wife.
No wonder they call him "Saint" Nick. Eating all the cookies, drinking all the milk and cocoa and coca-cola... just to develop diabetes and syndrome X so Mrs. Claus doesnt' feel threatened by the hot teenage elfs that are working in the shop.
2006-12-10 12:43:07 · answer #5 · answered by Brother Crash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. He was jolly, and all fat men are jolly, so he made himself fat
2. Mrs. Clause over fed him
3. Too many cookies and milk
4. He ate one of his reindeer
5. He hides presents in his belly
6. He stopped exercising because he always had the reindeers
7. He's Santa! He was like that ever since he was born :D
2006-12-10 12:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by Bubble T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is the biggest cookie adict in history! Santa never met a cookie that he didn't like or should I say love.
2006-12-10 12:43:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
His caloric intake has far exceeded the amount of energy he burns. That's what you get for not being able to resist cookies at every house he stops at and for working one day a year.
2006-12-10 12:38:07 · answer #8 · answered by ace_girl83 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All the Milk & Cookies
2006-12-10 12:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by mand 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
284729847923 kids in the world..
means... 3458509684098094 cookies + 695879373225 cups of milk.
thats why hes fat.
2006-12-10 12:34:21 · answer #10 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋