Oh gosh. OK I hate telling this story but I know y'all will get a kick out of it. I was in 8th grade. Our class was in the library reading books, researching for a project. It was DEAD SILENT. This is a pretty predictable story...
Although I had taken my Diarrhea Control medication, I let a loud/odorous one RIP, and ooey green gush slushed down my pants. EVERYONE started hysterically laughing when the noise happened, and plugged their noises at the putrid stench! I started crying and my face turned red as flaming flesh. It was mortifying! And to make matters worse, my crush was in that class. My teacher asked him to get some paper towels to wipe the diarrhea off the floor!!!!!!!!!!! I ended up going home because I couldn't stop sobbing!!!
2006-12-10 12:55:44
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answered by Mental Patient 29 3
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When I was getting out of my vehicle at the car wash. It was a little balmy that day. I'd worn a nice lightweight cotton dress. I leaned over in the drivers side to get my purse and my slip fell down. I didn't realize it until I started to walk away. I fell. I'd worn a thong that day. An older lady "tsk tsked" at me because she thought I didn't have any underwear on.
2006-12-10 21:01:17
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answered by rare2findd 6
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I had a cold on a first date once and sneezed and a load of snot came out of my nose. It was so disgusting and I was so embarrassed. Funniest part of the whole thing? We're married now! :-)
2006-12-10 20:30:10
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answered by sillycanuckpei 4
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I have so much:
-I accidentally farted in class
-Got my period on a skool field trip. Worst nightmare
-Got really angry, and yelled at the guy, "You are jerk!" (I meant to say You're such a jerk!)
-Insulted a guy because I thought he said something that he really didnt say (he had this "huh?" look on his face)
-fell backwards because I was tipping backwards on my chair. It was embarssing, and I got an unpleasant souvenir (a bump on my head)
-suddenly started talking out loud in the middle of a class lesson (I dunt knoe how that happened! It's just like my mouth was moving on its own) it resulted in glares and people shushing me loudly
2006-12-10 20:33:58
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answered by Bubble T 4
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When i was in high school i was walking and saw someone who i thought was my younger cousin. it was winter so they had on a hat and their hood from their coat. i walked up hugging and kissing him and he was looking at me like i was crazy. when i stepped back i realized it wasnt him and to make things worse it wasn't even a him. it was a girl dressed boyish and everyone was looking
2006-12-10 20:32:01
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answered by oohLa 3
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I was 14! I dove into the public pool, and my top came off!
There's two very good reasons for you!
2006-12-10 20:29:52
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answered by smoothsoullady 4
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Looking back talking while walking into the girls bathroom axedentally... They were all by the mirrors o.o
2006-12-10 20:29:44
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answered by Albel The Wicked 2
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When I was laying on the beach in Hawaii and felt sand sprinkled on my breasts.....apparently the bikini top rode up and I didn't know it......
2006-12-10 20:30:30
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answered by WitchTwo 6
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