what is his secret to a long life?
2006-12-10 11:33:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
He's the same age as his tongue and a little bit older than his teeth
2006-12-10 11:36:00 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ His Truly 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Actually, Santa Claus as we know him was an invention of The Coca Cola Corp., based on the German Kris Kringle. The German guy also has a Claus name, but I cannot remember exactly what it was. Mental block on my part. But I do know that the American version of Santa Claus that we grew up with was originally a character developed to sell more Cokes. Hence, the red and white outfit. Notice, in the rest of the world, in all of the other versions of santa which date back to the dark ages, he wears white. Thank you Coca Cola. We needed that. And thanks for the Bear too. Gotta love the Christmas Polar Bear!
2006-12-10 19:44:59 · answer #2 · answered by BantamRooster68 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom said he was an alcoholic who only works during the holidays and collects welfare the rest of the year. I think he was one of her clients when she worked for the government handing out food stamps back when food stamps were stamps and not some credit card thingey. Anyway, he was in his 50's at the time so I guess he is close to 70 now.
2006-12-12 02:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by Chad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2006 years. Santa was born on 0 bc.
2006-12-10 19:41:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's probably well over 200.
I can't imagine how he stays alive. Eating milk & cookies, being overweight, & being lazy for 8 months.
2006-12-10 19:35:32 · answer #5 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's doesn't have an age..he lives in the minds and hearts of little children and people who believe in him that's his secret to longevity!
2006-12-10 19:36:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like the baby New Year, there's a new one every year.
2006-12-12 05:28:12 · answer #7 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's been around since God was a baby, honey.
Secret to his long life? Shhh.... don't tell anyone - No kid of his own!
2006-12-10 23:07:48 · answer #8 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he's dont exist. I dont know why people celebrate a fat old guy when christmas is about Jesus being born.
2006-12-10 19:36:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
older than tony danza but younger than a wizard?
2006-12-10 20:42:27 · answer #10 · answered by nodumgys 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋