I want to know if I am a vampire.
From an early age I have had nightmares about bats. Now I have overcome my fears. Infact I dress as a bat quiet often.
I don't find I have an urge to suck blood, but I like to suck bodily fluids of all kinds (yes i am a freak).
I also have deep sexual desires, with both men, women and bats .
How do I know if I am a vampire. Besides the fact that I live in a cave, drive a fast car that looks like a bat, have sexual fantasies about bats and dress like a bat, I am relativly normal.
I also have the overwhelming desire to fight crime, I am like Casper the friendly ghost. But I am a bat and fight crime.
Please help me, I need to know the truth.
2006-12-10 11:21:58 · 10 answers · asked by foxmoon 2 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Well I don't know if you're a vampire, but you have some relation to bats.
You're totally batty. You're bat-s*** crazy.
Ha.
2006-12-10 11:28:14 · answer #1 · answered by JoePiekarski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you have to return to the dirt you were buried in every morning to sleep all day, I don't think you're a vampire. However, if you are serious about what you've said, you sound like you're bisexual and possibly zoophilic. Given the "deep sexual desires," I suggest finding an appropriate outlet, such as a consenting partner or some "private time." If the bat fetish disturbs you, please seek professional help from a qualified psychologist; I recommend against acting upon your interest in bats as, aside from the difficulties with accomplishing the act, they may carry diseases and it is morally questionable at best as bats arguably cannot meaningfully consent.
2006-12-10 19:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you're just creepy. Just kidding. I suggest seeing a doctor about this. I personally don't believe in vampires, but you may want to check so you don't end up hurting the people (or bats) you love.
2006-12-10 19:35:18 · answer #3 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U need to ask for help , i really mean it!! Ur drown in some bullshit myth stories and U doubt if Ur a human being or what?!!! Am sorry because we still have these brainwashed people living here!!! where did u get these BSs from ?!
2006-12-10 19:29:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It honestly depends on what "type" vampire you're thinking of, you drink blood, and you dring blood and you can do "things" humans cant. i doubt you're the one where you just drink blood but you might be able to do "things" that humans can't but i don't think you're a vampire, maby somthing else but not vampire.
I myself know i'm not human but i don't know what i am.
Sincerely,
-Billy Gile
2006-12-12 17:04:33 · answer #5 · answered by gfdsgfds 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now here's a question I can really sink my teeth into!
2006-12-10 19:26:10 · answer #6 · answered by Feathery 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you afraid of garlic or sunlight, or crosses. I bet you are hit at Halloween.
2006-12-10 19:38:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first see if touching crosses burns your skin.... if it doesnt get help, if it does your a vampire, i guess.......
2006-12-10 20:49:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhh? mm.
2006-12-10 19:29:55 · answer #9 · answered by JEN 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CAN I MEET YOU?
2006-12-10 19:29:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋