Its was a cold winters night in lapland and Santa was pi55ed off! He only had a few hours left to make preperations for xmas and things were in a bad way!
He'd sent the Angel out hours ago to fetch the tree and he'd last been seen heading into a bar with Rudolph
The elves had gone on strike over the european working directive, they were annoyed their overtime had been cut back.
Rupolph had called in sick (a likely story) and the rest of the raindeer were out of there heads on the free whiskey the suppliers had sent out.
On top of all this Mrs Clause had just announced she was leaving Santa, she'd had enough of the long winters and felt she deserved a break somewhere warm to top up her tan and she'd see him when she was ready to talk
Not a good day for Santa!
Just then the door burst open and the angel staggered in- dragging a tree stinking of alcohol and cigerette smoke.
"where should I stick this tree santa" he asked
Hence the reason we have an angel atop of the tree..
2006-12-10 10:48:12 · 12 answers · asked by Phil C 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks, mate. You made my Christmas!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
Happy Christmas one and all!
2006-12-10 10:57:15 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's incorrect with a ceramic lighted tree? It sounds captivating to me. I used to have a fiber optic tree that I loved and that i have been given a lot of flak for it yet i did not care because I were given entertainment out of the tree, and it did not require the upkeep that a actual one does. the in common words situation I ignored became the scent of a sparkling tree yet i visit continually gentle a scented candle particularly if i opt for. in case you've got here upon an decision that you're satisfied with, ignore concerning the naysayers. opportunities are severe they're jealous of the low-upkeep that yours has.
2016-11-25 19:28:16 · answer #2 · answered by fette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have a tree of the pre-lit fake variety. And on top there's a single purple/pink light that they put there because we're minimalists.
2006-12-10 12:17:50 · answer #3 · answered by evilangelfaery919 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have a star on the top of our tree.
I suppose thats because there was a star above the stable when Jesus was born.
2006-12-12 06:16:16 · answer #4 · answered by Meckle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are many nuts on and around my family tree.It's no wonder my dad used to shoot the squirrels who were laughing at us.
2006-12-10 12:01:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Very Good.
I have a star on mine though.
2006-12-11 09:54:19 · answer #6 · answered by angie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But we have a fairy on ours! Oh yes I see. Very good
2006-12-10 10:51:22 · answer #7 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It just wasn't cricket really was it?
2006-12-12 06:48:40 · answer #8 · answered by burtbb0912 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Balls. Big Red Balls.
2006-12-10 11:06:53 · answer #9 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no tree
2006-12-10 11:03:50 · answer #10 · answered by DogmaDeleted 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋