She never lets me cook bacon when she does the laundry. She knows how much I like bacon and has even used it to seduce me on a number of occasions. What should I do?
2006-12-10 09:41:04 · 14 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
She doesn't want the clothes to smell like bacon. Who doesn't like the smell of bacon? I wish they made a bacon smelling cologne so I could smell like bacon all the time.
2006-12-10 09:50:24 · update #1
i love the smell of bacon...anytime...
2006-12-10 10:10:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Simple solution - cook some bacon when she stops doing the laundry! LOL Hey if bacon turns you on - then whatever floats your boat man! All the power to you.....
"Bacon anyone???!!!" LOL
* Well if she doesn't want the clothes to smell like bacon - then I would definetely make the bacon outside! lol - bacon smelling colgne - just think of all the dogs that would be chasing you! :) But again, whatever floats your boat - and yes, I love the smell of bacon!!!!!
2006-12-10 17:47:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Divorce because of bacon. I don't think so talk about it and ask when you can cook it. First of all its really not all that good for you . And that isn't really a good reason for a divorce
Don't you think that it might be an idea of asking when and then there can be a compromise. Sheesh Open the windows already
have fun and have your bacon too.
2006-12-10 18:04:06 · answer #3 · answered by Spirit_Rain_3-SunShineAries 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok first of all divorce your wife for hating bacon this is the stupidest reason ive heard of you make it sound like you dont love her if you can divorce her for a reason like that try sitting down and asking her why she doesnt like it
if you dont love her anymore dont use bacon as a reason for a divorce
2006-12-10 17:46:13 · answer #4 · answered by advise_gal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Join the BLA ( Bacon Lovers Anonymous ) they can really help.
2006-12-10 18:06:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO I don't think you should divorce her because she hates bacon. Are you really being serious.
2006-12-10 17:44:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!! She used bacon to seduce you!!
2006-12-10 18:35:50 · answer #7 · answered by B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no you shouldn't divorce her! More bacon for you!
2006-12-10 17:45:09 · answer #8 · answered by wyltk10 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoot bro keep her....hard enough to find good women that will cook things they hate just to love on ya!...... :-)
2006-12-10 17:45:57 · answer #9 · answered by scotdic 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, just cover very well the pan and that's it. Enjoy !!
2006-12-10 18:52:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋