When I was about 5 years old, I was sheltering under a tree during a rainstorm. I put my hand out and said "That's warm rain."
I then looked up to find a boy peeing on my hand from up the tree. Lovely.
Everyone laughed and I ran home screaming to give my hand a good scrub.
2006-12-10 09:32:00 · 9 answers · asked by lovelylexie 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
One of my exes threw up down my neck one night when we were out clubbing. Disgusting - dumped!!
2006-12-10 09:34:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was in a portable loo at the Reading festival in 1998 and someone pushed it over.
A day's worth of poo and wee covered me in head to toe. All the people nearby, and the staff, just laughed!
mrben
2006-12-10 17:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by mrben 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My family has never remembered my birthday. I have never gotten a birthday card from them or a gift. It is on the 13th of December.. I was told it is so close to Christmas lets do it then. Well it rolls around they forget.
POOR ME
2006-12-10 17:41:21 · answer #3 · answered by alrac042 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once bought a Ming vase. That was really minging.
2006-12-10 17:34:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
was eating chips in the street and some seagull dropped me a present, but I didnt see it until I tasted it UGH
2006-12-10 17:50:31 · answer #5 · answered by Croeso 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My wife cooking dinner
2006-12-10 17:34:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a seagull flying overhead and pooing in my jacket potato when i was eating outside one summer.
2006-12-10 17:35:12 · answer #7 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bull chased me.
2006-12-14 14:18:16 · answer #8 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl puking when we were kissing
2006-12-10 17:35:35 · answer #9 · answered by Jon B 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋