2006-12-10 09:29:36 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Came home from work yesterday and hubby told me he had a funny experience with our little chihuaua. She was running around going nutsy and proceeded to jump up on him while laying on the couch. She got by his face and turned around only to have a piece of poop stuck to her butt. Well, it fell off right on to his lip and when it did he gasped and it went to his mouth..lol..He made it to the doorway of the bath and aaarf...Of all the places in this big old house it could have gone, it went there..lmao when he told me.
2006-12-10 09:47:55 · answer #1 · answered by lolasmommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bollocks
2006-12-10 17:31:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i tripped over my shoelace and landed on a tuna fish waltzing with a turkey who was being basted for the christmas feast by a big bald guy in gorilla suit.
2006-12-10 17:34:05 · answer #3 · answered by Psychodelic Chicken 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fartard
2006-12-10 17:31:42 · answer #4 · answered by Gdog 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You know those little Christmas lights in the shape of deer that people put in their yards? Well, I don't know how to say this maturely but I saw a dog treating one like it was his own personal *****.
2006-12-10 17:32:16 · answer #5 · answered by E_Soup 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Cud
2006-12-10 17:31:11 · answer #6 · answered by Sociopath 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm found to be be very cute, yet have feet like Fred Flinstone . . . and I like them that way . . . these feel walk the tidepools wonderfully.
2006-12-10 17:32:34 · answer #7 · answered by onelight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Dixie Wrecked Im sofa king whore knee
2006-12-10 17:31:21 · answer #8 · answered by american_eagle_guy1983 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
AAAA Drunk Cow talking to a Drunk Horse.........
And the Goat is just making fun of both of them...
2006-12-10 17:39:59 · answer #9 · answered by Spinner...428 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
Nothing. They've never met.
2006-12-10 17:32:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋