I know this is not Zoology, but you lot are so clever...
I recently bought a Beagle off the internet. The seller said it was rescued from some test centre somewhere and gave me a bag with something in it. I thought it was Pedigree papers or food. When i got home i opened the bag and there was a packet of 20 JPS fags and a box of matches in there. The dog started to pine and shake, so i put 2&2 together and gave it a ciggy This dog is now on 60 a day and its costing a fortune for me to keep. Its getting to the stage where I wished i had stayed indoors.
Do you think if i bought a Smokers patch and stuck it over his Gob it would help....Im so sick of being ripped off all the time
2006-12-10 09:29:29 · 9 answers · asked by pop c 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Have you tried rolling them for him? Way cheaper.
(Thanks for the tear-inducing laugh)
2006-12-10 09:32:38 · answer #1 · answered by blue.green_eyes 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I incurred a similar problem myself but it was with a pig his name was smokey bacon,a nicotine patch my friend is not the solution.
I found that if i scorched the end of a tampon it looked like the filter end of a cigarette
Now pigs not being that quick off the mark ol`smokey thought it was the fore mentioned cigarette,so when i put it in his mouth and proceded to light it WHOOSH a flame shot straight up his snout ,after 4 or 5 times of doing this ol` smokey decided to kick the habit once and for all ,saving me a fortune on fags and no expensive nicotine patches,i hope i could be of assistance.
2006-12-10 18:40:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That sounds quite strange and perverse! I'd say start cutting Mr. doggy down until you've gotten him to quit completly! Do Not put a nicotene patch on the pooch. Nicotene patches have adult human doses, and his little body may go into a ceasure from the amount of nicotene in it! "Cold Turkey" would be better than the patch in the long run!
P.S.- No one ever died form quitting cigs cold turkey!
2006-12-10 17:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by onebrya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring it to a veteranarian. Either this is a joke and a waste of time, or this is a serious problem. I dont think anyone without proper knowledge can solve this.
2006-12-10 17:38:17 · answer #4 · answered by crazygoodnyc 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe you should get that imaginary dog to write questions for you, then you might post something intelligent for once
man, you really have no life, oh and thanks for the clever comment, yeah we are, everytime you post your smut, we get two points for ridiculing you.......clever isnt it?
2006-12-10 22:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Talk to your vet. If he is healthy he should be able to quit cold-turkey.
2006-12-10 17:38:50 · answer #6 · answered by Clown Knows 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude that was great
2006-12-10 17:35:54 · answer #7 · answered by shadouse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes!
2006-12-10 17:31:15 · answer #8 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-10 17:31:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋