Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or 3 that includes these quotes fro old tv shows?

Question

1. No woman ever loved a man more than I loved Matt Dillon.
(Except ME,of course.)
2. I musta died and gone to the wrong place. 'Cause you all sure sound like hell.
3. I'm always nice. Go let the jerk in.
4. Inkem binkem notamus rex, protect us all from the man with the hex.
5.There's plenty going on right now in the Twilight Zone that we don't know anything about and I think we ought to stay clear.
6.That's pretty deep for a redhead.
I'm a pretty deep redhead.

Answer 1

"That's pretty deep for a redhead. I'm pretty deep for a redhead". mused Miss Kitty to herself. She swallowed her last shot of whiskey, then walked into the streets of Dodge. Across the dirt town road, she glanced Matt Dillion, the United States Marshall. "No woman ever loved a man more than I loved Matt Dillion" she thought as she winced in the sun's glare.

Townspeople scurried into nearby stores, as Matt faced the alien spaceship which had landed in Dodge. Soon, the ugly green creature emerged from it's ship. It blinked it's enormous eye, cleared it's throat of Dodge dust, then replied, "I musta died and gone to the wrong place. 'Cause you all look like hell'.

Festus, Dillion's Deputy Sherriff scowled at the creature and turned to Matt, "There's plenty going on right now in the Twilight Zone that we don't know anything about and I think we ought to stay clear".

Doc, the old town doctor rubbed his intelligent chin and repeated, "Inkem binkem notamus rex, protect us from the man with the hex".

Matt urged the townspeople to stay calm. He realized the creature was friendly and lost. He turned to Miss Kitty and said, "Let's invite him inside the Long Branch for a drink".

Miss Kitty smiled and gestured, " I'm always nice. Go let the jerk in".

Answer 2

As Jack walked into the room Sally reported, "Aww, geeze......right here comes the meathead." Jack responded, "Don’t get pushy you knothead!" Sally grew to become into taken decrease back with the help of this fact. She began to furnish Jack a chilly stare. "You a instructor good," reported Sally, "i choose educatin’. start up teachin." Jack replied, "What interior the tarnation’s it look like I’m doing? "It looks such as you stopped attempting" hissed Sally. "As my previous pappy used to declare, if in the commencing up you do not prevail, attempt something else," reported Jack. "that's my something else. Sally requested, "Are you in uncomplicated terms going to end then?" Jack appeared into the sundown and then spoke those words, "the only time you ever end once you're winnin' is when you have won all of it."