Is this really santa and why is he coming so early?
My parents arent home so what should I do?
He says he has candy and presents
2006-12-10 08:12:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
Take all the presents that he has for you, and don't bother about telling your parents. He'll come again on Christmas Eve, so you'll get double the presents!
2006-12-10 08:20:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa's not coming down my chimney this night because of the fact his bag is done of presents. If he went down the chimney he ought to get caught. He does not have time for it and desires yet in a distinctive way interior the domicile. somewhat, he's going to could use the front door, it would take some journeys yet he won't be caught interior the chimney.
2016-10-18 01:58:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clearly, this is a standard practise run. With all the details and traveling he does annually, Mr. Kringle needs to do these "shake-down"tours before the Big Night.
Just to earm a few upgrade points for the December event, ask him if he'd like a beer or two... and while you're relaxing together, remember to mention how you were nice to the Trick ot Treat crowd, and be pleasant and sincere when kissing up.... after all the mall and department store gigs, he has had plenty of fake for the year.
One more note-- ask him what he'd like on his tour this year. No matter how much one enjoys cookies, anyone might sicken of them after the 264,823rd house.
2006-12-10 08:51:26 · answer #3 · answered by bufallobob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously, u need some more growing up to do cause i dont think u have come to terms of how the real world is running. If u dont prepare yourself for next time, santa (which don't exist) will be bringing you more than gifts and candies!
2006-12-10 08:26:34 · answer #4 · answered by msharvard 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the presents and candy and call the cops!@
2006-12-10 08:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cll the police and if he perists hit him really hard with something for example a baseball bat
2006-12-10 08:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by Curious 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Break out the milk and cookies.
2006-12-10 08:20:06 · answer #7 · answered by Scoots 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
set the chimney on fire and call the police
2006-12-10 08:55:23 · answer #8 · answered by leecy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you were a really bad person this year.
2006-12-10 08:16:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
call the cops
2006-12-10 08:19:51 · answer #10 · answered by Candie-eyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋