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Can you give me some really funny, things to put on an ornament. I have blank ormnaments that I am going to write on and i need stuff to write on them. They can even be a little inappropriate! I dont have the imagination to comer up with them on my own!! Thank you!!! Will give best answer!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-10 08:08:27 · 5 answers · asked by Confuzzled! 2 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

5 answers

1. Don't eat the yellow snow
2. You're a Ho Ho Ho
3. Leave a gift or lose a limb
4. Candy canes, their not just for sucking anymore
5. Mrs. Claus Rocks
6. Here Lies Rudolph
7. Water me!
8. Christmas balls are for breaking
9. Re-gifting is for smart people

Okay, so these aren't really funny... but just maybe they will spark your creativity.

2006-12-10 08:24:52 · answer #1 · answered by Shelly 2 · 0 0

I dont believe inappropriate material is appropriate for Christmas ornaments. They're probably pretty in the current state of blank........Use lights to add to their beauty.

2006-12-10 16:17:01 · answer #2 · answered by iyamacog 7 · 0 0

If you can draw a snowman you could write, I'm a little flaky but I'm ok. a reindeer with some poop could say, here's the scoop you've been naughty, so this year all you get is reindeer poop! try, Angels we have heard on high. snowflakes that say, snowflake kisses warm my heart. Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Wise men STILL seek Him.

2006-12-10 16:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by Rae 4 · 0 0

How about Merry Ho-mas lol

2006-12-10 16:12:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

drink triple, see double, act single, 'cause if you dont remember it, it never happened. =]

2006-12-10 16:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by Kayla R 1 · 0 0

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