Emabarrassing moments!?

Question

A radio station in Australia ran a phone-in competition to find the most
embarrassing moment in listener's lives.
The top four were:
4th PLACE: "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to
release some pent-up energy and run amok. I was finally able to grab
hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other customers. I told her angrily to start behaving and she looked me in the eye and
told me in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will
tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's Willie last night."
After this enlightening exchange, the silence was deafening. Even the
tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered the last of my
dignity and walked out of the bank, with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard as the doors closed behind me were screams of laughter."

3rd PLACE: "It was the day before my 18th birthday. I was living at home,
but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over
for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the
telephone ringing down stairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggy-back ride down to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call,
we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the
stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled 'SURPRISE'.
My entire family - parents, and all, as well as my friends, were standing
there. My girlfriend and I were frozen there on the spot in a state of
shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity. Since then, no one
in my family has planned any surprise parties."

2nd PLACE: A lady picked several items at a discount store. When she
finally got up to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price
tag. The checkout girl got on the public address system, which boomed out
across everyone to hear, "Price check for Tampax super-size."
Then it got worse. Someone at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks', a guy, his voice booming over the same
public address system said, "Do you want the kind that you push in
with your thumb or the kind that you belt in with a hammer?"

1st PLACE: AND THE WINNER IS..... This happened at a major Australian
University. During a biology lecture a professor was discussing the high glucose
levels found in semen. A young woman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar?"
The professor responded, "Yes, that's correct", adding some statistical data
to his lecture. The girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl
turned bright red and, as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently
said, she picked up her books and, without another word, walked out of the
class. As she was heading for the door, the professor's reply was classic.
Totally straight faced, he answered her question.
"It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not at the back of your throat."

ANYONE HAVE ANY TO SHARE?!

Answer 1

this didn't happen to me but somone at my skool was walking down the hall and then her crush walked up to her and tried to say somthin and she thought he was askin her out so she said yeah. he said what do you mean. i was gonna say is this yours and i think u need it. he held up a tampon and she looked at it and it turned out the whole back of her skirt was red. (the skirt was white). she ran to the batheroom and eversense she has been scared to talk to him.

Answer 2

They were classics and made me think about the time when I first joined the military - I was 17 and worked with all men and as a paint sprayer we had to wear paper coveralls. I had to go out to do some admin during the morning so I thought I would not bother to get completely changed as it used to take a while to get back into uniform so I just removed my skirt and slide into the suit and popped on my trainers - at tea break I decided to take down my coveralls and tie the arms around my waist. As I was on security that day any visitors coming to the paint shop had to show their identification to me. Upon getting up unbeknown to me the arms of my coveralls untied so as soon as I walked over to the visitors they fell down around my ankles to reveal my stockings and suspenders and thong - the worst bit was I had to bend down to pull up the coveralls which gave all the men I worked with a nice eyeful and the youngest male must have been 30 - you may wonder if I learnt my lesson from this - but no it happened again the week after - after that I stuck to wearing uniform trousers rather than a skirt - 20 years on and still one of the men winks at me

Answer 3

This is my most recent embarrassing moment. There was a senior vs staff basketball game after school on Friday. My friends and I were lurking in the entrance, because we were deciding on whether or not to stay. I was backing out since I had to use the bathroom and in my haste, I knocked over someone's bicycle. Well. That was mortifying. All the players paused and everyone's eyes swiveled over to my direction. My friends were being useless by laughing their a*ses off. I was trying to pick up the bicycle and prop it against the wall when the owner came by and gave me a dirty glare. Anyway, it looked like I was trying to steal it so the teacher came over and I had to explain myself. So awkward. .___.

Answer 4

this things are so hilarious. My most embarrassing moments were last year, in grade 8
There was a sub-teacher in my math class on time and he's not used to our names yet. So he was calling everyone for attendance. I was the first person to be called, but he didn't even say my name. I can feel my classmates' eyes on me and I was like, "Uh, you didn't call me." and he was like, "Oh, so you're Tweela Mary." Everyone in my class was laughing really hard. I was like, "It's TWILA MARIE, as in TWILIGHT AND MARIE!!!"
after class, my crush waited for me outside the classroom and said, "hey, Tweela. Nice name you got there." and then he left. Since that, I didn't even bother to tell my teachers that it's Twila not Tweela.

In gym class, my guy friend Alex was talking to me and suddenly he had this terrible idea. He talked at the top of his lungs and pointed at me, "Hey, this is a sweet nickname for Twila here: TWOILET!!!" Everyone looked at me and started laughing, even my teacher(note: my ultimate crush was there and he was laughing uncontrollably).
So now, people would call me Twoilet... It's just sad.

Answer 5

A person brought in a pastrami cheese ball for her school Christmas party,but her class didn't like it so much.After the party she had over half of a 3-pound ball left. She put it in their locker to take home at the end of the day,but she forgot it.Over her three-week holiday break, the janitor had to pry open her locker to get to the pastrami ball.It was totally rotten and had stunk up the whole school.After break,it was annouced over the intercom that the owner of locker 773 had to bring in an air freshener due to the smell,so everyone knew it was hers. Everyone but her crush,that is.So she was walking to her class with her crush when the janitor came up to her with the cheese ball in a container and he asked her if she wanted it.Her crush hasn't spoken to her again.

Answer 6

Yes my fondest moment was when I was about to have the twins (Emma Lee and Madison- 4 months old).... but e-mail me... it's very inapropriate (the details)

Answer 7

a couple of years ago we were very bored in band class.so i sat next to a few friends and one of them passed a note to me and we did this for a while. then, another person took the note and started to read it. in it we were talking about musicals. he said that they were stupid so i threw something at him. the teacher saw this and told me to settle down.
a few minutes later we were bored again so i told my friend that i had a song stuck in my head. so he dared me to jump on the table and sing it. i am the type of person to not turn down a dare so i decided to do it but pull him in to the song too. then i dared him to sing the song light my candle [a duet from rent] with me. he agreed and so we stood up and i started but then he chickened out and left me alone. after i sang some of my part i got very embaressed and slowly sat down. i asked him why he didn't sing with me and he thought that i wasn't going to do it. then the teacher came out of his office and told me to sit outside. i was so embaressed by then and when he came outside he didn't seem mad. i was very confused by then so he started to talk. he told me that he liked my singing and wanted me to join choir. when we went back inside my face was burning and after that people ask me for encores of that song. i haven't recovered scince.

Answer 8

congratulations for having such a good memory, and for putting them on hear. You have made my morning. I live in Australia and love this kind of thing.

Answer 9

me and my bf was sitting on the sofa and my mom decided to put in a old christmas video i thought it would be fine until i saw which video it was i farted on it and the part came up i was so mortified now everytime my bf comes over he insist on watching it!!! it was so embarrasing

Answer 10

that was funny
I think I would pay money to have been in the classroom during the #1 moment