Supermarket
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "You know, I've lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife suddenly appears out of nowhere!!!
OR
Unspoken Wife
Joe and Bill are out fishing and sipping beer while discussing football and NASCAR.
All of a sudden Joe says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months."
Bill sips his beer and says, "You better think it over, women like that are hard to find."
2006-12-10 07:42:54 · 25 answers · asked by Bob the Cat.™ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hahahaha the first one is funny exactly as womens do in real life
2006-12-10 07:47:39 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one
2006-12-10 16:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by Tameka D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one
2006-12-10 15:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by Becky R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Second
2006-12-10 15:45:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one better, but the second one was good to.
2006-12-10 15:49:24 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both are pretty funny! The first one is more for females, and the second one is more for males in my opinion... So I like the second one! =)
2006-12-10 15:48:31 · answer #6 · answered by Zach S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really a tough choice but I'll go with "Unspoken Wife"
2006-12-10 16:15:12 · answer #7 · answered by out of the grey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last one
2006-12-10 15:47:20 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second one
2006-12-10 15:55:34 · answer #9 · answered by guess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the first one better, because i heard something like the second one before
2006-12-10 15:46:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋