1. Hey! Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I
2. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Which of the three are you?
3. If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?
Anybody else have anything funny to share? Those are just three of the ones I know.
2006-12-10 07:34:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
1. If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
2. Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.
2006-12-10 07:45:13 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn't mean they are not really out to get me.
2. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.
3. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.
2006-12-10 07:41:52 · answer #2 · answered by Erwin B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, here's a (kinda lame) joke:
A man goes to a farmer to buy a horse. He gets it, jumps on, and says, "giddy up!" The horse doesn't budge. The man says, "What's wrong with this horse?" The farmer replies, "Oh, I forget to tell you. He only goes if you say, 'praise the lord,' and only stops if you say, 'amen'". So the man jumps on the horse and says, "Praise the lord!" The horse e takes off at an amazing speed, and the man remembers just in time to say, "Amen! Amen!" as the horse stopped right at at the edge of a cliff. The man was so grateful, he looked up to the sky saying, "Praise the lord!!!!"
2006-12-10 07:54:28 · answer #3 · answered by C 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Flash News: A 2-seater airplane just crashed down in a local graveyard. Community workers have found 500 bodies, and are digging for more....
=D
2006-12-10 07:52:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry - nothing comes to mind!@
2006-12-10 07:37:41 · answer #5 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!! those are hilarious!!!
sorry i dont know any
2006-12-10 07:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋