This is for a Xmas night out challenge. The ryme must be funny & can be a little naughty! It also must be something to do with Father Christmas. Something that he has either done or has happened to him that ends up with christmas being cancelled.
2006-12-10 07:23:40 · 14 answers · asked by KATHLEEN S 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
i agree .think of something yourself
you might even find it fun using your own imagination
2006-12-10 07:29:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
O Dear What can the matter be,
Christmas is cancelled this year
Santa fell down my chimney
because he'd been on the beer
He made such alot of noise
because he'd been out with the boys
I know it seems shocking
The'll be nothing in your stocking
I'm trying to work out a plan
to get him to hire a van as
He didn't catch up with donner and blitzen
infact he's still asleep in my kitchen
2006-12-10 09:00:16 · answer #2 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh dear what can the matter be?
Dear dear what can the matter be?
Oh dear what can the matter be?
Christmas is cancelled this year.?
He promised to bring us present galore,
Rudolph wont deliver, oh what a bore!
His nose went dim & Santa did chuckle
he could not ride his sleigh.
Oh dear what can the matter be?
Dear, dear what can the matter be?
Oh dear what can the matter be?
Christmas is cancelled this year.
He polished the nose, in hope of a flicker,
the elves were fighting over christmas diner,
Food fights starting and Santa they were hiting,
Still there's no-one to guide the sleigh.
Oh dear what can the matter be?
Dear, dear what can the matter be?
Oh dear what can the matter be?
Christmas is cancelled this year.
Santa got angry, his fists started puching,
Mrs Claus, she did come a running,
Saw the mess and she did started shouting;
'Christmas is cancelled this year!'
thats all i can think of, lol.
2006-12-10 23:28:21 · answer #3 · answered by Need_to_know 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh dear what can the matter be?
Christmas is cancelled this year
Santa got into the old brown jug
then into the lead reindeer
old Mrs Claus couldn't believe it
her Santa in such a pose
and Santa thought away he'd have gotten
twas not for the shining of damned rudolph's nose
2006-12-10 07:36:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh dear, what can the matter be,
No to the presents, and no to the Christmas tree,
No to new clothes and nothing new to wear,
'Cause Christmas is cancelled this year.
This year you can have, a Winter Holiday,
Nothing religious, no Santa, no mystery,
Don't mention The Baby, or they'll clout your ear,
'Cause Christmas is cancelled this year.
Two thousand and six years since a special event,
Don't mention it, or Easter or Lent,
No Sugar Puffs, or they'll think that you're queer,
'Cause Christmas is cancelled this year.
But me I'll hold on to the Old Christmas Day,
When Jesus was born and showed us the way,
And those who don't like it, just let them leer,
'Cause my Christmas is staying this year................
2006-12-10 07:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
O Dear what can the matter be, Christmas is cancelled this year, cos Santa's been stuck in the chimney all year, his bums been on fire and the elves have gone haywire, etc etc
2006-12-10 07:40:39 · answer #6 · answered by kitten 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh dear, what can the matter be,
christmas is cancelled this year due to dyssentry.
Santa is gripping the seat in the lavatory,
And Rudolph is making yellow snow with his pee.
2006-12-10 07:43:04 · answer #7 · answered by Dava 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh dear what can the matter be,
Santa's @rse got stuck in the lavotry,
too much vindaloo and too many beers,
Christmas is cancelled this year.
Hmmm, maybe not
2006-12-10 07:36:02 · answer #8 · answered by L D 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh Dear what can the matter be
Santa Clause is drinking at Flaherty's
He'll be drunk till Easter Saturday
Christmas is cancelled this year
2006-12-10 07:35:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
so it should be every year just a waste of money and one big con every month has a 25th so what is so special about December
2006-12-10 07:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋