who would be best to keep my lawn well tended ?
2006-12-10 06:36:41 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO
2006-12-10 06:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Most 18 y/o nymphomaniacs would be too busy browsing in each other's foliage;
The sheep would be effective, but would likely eat the whole lawn instead of trimming it.
The 45 y/o experienced woman could run the lawnmower without supervision, so she would be my natural choice.
2006-12-10 14:50:03 · answer #2 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you had said "carpet" instead I would advise you on the Nymhpomaniac lezs.
But since we are dealing with frass, choose the sheep, or even better get a Donkey, then you could have a really good time.
2006-12-10 14:41:21 · answer #3 · answered by Raziel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The 45 year old will be well versed in the handling of a lawnmower, and won't sh*t on your lawn.
You could get the 18 year olds to have a threesome with you while the grass is being cut.
2006-12-10 14:40:49 · answer #4 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The 45 yr old
2006-12-10 14:39:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call your local Ace Hardware...they can help with all your home and lawn needs.
LOL
2006-12-10 14:39:40 · answer #6 · answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the 2 18yo nympho lesbians- who cares if cant mow the lawn.
2006-12-10 14:41:18 · answer #7 · answered by Definately Maybe 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Being welsh, I would say the sheep;)
2006-12-10 14:39:29 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get a whole flock of them them! sheep are always good with grass!
2006-12-10 14:40:34 · answer #9 · answered by It's just me! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do you have phone numbers so I can interview them ?
2006-12-10 14:56:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋