Please help me!?

Question

Can you think of any really funny MILITARY saying's that would go good on an shirt? Maybe something about Iraq, Bootcamp, cadence, or Bush? We're making shirts to send to the troops. Please help with some ideas! Thank you!

yes, its me again with the same question!

Answer 1

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground."
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." -
"You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me." -
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."-
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
"Aim towards the Enemy."-
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
"Tracers work both ways."
"Five second fuses only last three seconds."-
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
"If your attack is going too well, your walking into an ambush."-
"No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection."
"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once."
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
"Don't eat any plants you are not familiar with. Many are very poisonous. In thses cases, trial and error is not an acceptable way to find dinner." -US Army Survival Manual

Answer 2

Cenatour Carry - Wee kan spell

Answer 3

Wants peace? Dont call !
You Call? I´m here!
Peace brother!
Hands Shake or Earthquake?
Dont blows up pal!

Answer 4

Two to choose from or even amalgamate together.
Don't mess with the U.S.
Don't play with the U.K.