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I thought 5 minutes was a long time so i lifted her head out the floor was soaking wet wheere she was enjoying herself by thrashing about between the 3rd and 5th minute.

When she could talk again she shouted at me and threw the soap at my head..

I was worried but it looks like she wanted to stay under water longer.

Should i have lifted her out after 5 minutes or let her go on longer???

2006-12-10 06:15:31 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

29 answers

I think you are a very nice person with a great sense of humor, Merry Christmas

2006-12-10 06:21:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You're wife is lucky to be alive and not have severe brain damage, and you're lucky you're not being charged with murder or attempted murder. She could have drowned. How can a mature adult do something so stupid. If your wife wants to know how long she can hold her breath, all she has to do is stop breathing and use a clock to time herself. She doesn't need your help. You should never hold anyone's head under water and that includes your wife. Better yet, hold your own head under water for over five minutes and you'll have all the answers you need. Your wife is not important in your life or you wouldn't be treating her this way. Then to ask for advice on torturing her is the pitts.

2006-12-10 08:01:03 · answer #2 · answered by merry59 5 · 1 0

How old are you for goodness sake! Thrashing around is a means of distress! No wonder she threw the soap at you! This sort of thing borders on abuse! You are lucky yu didn't drown her as you would be facing manslaughter charges if not murder! Find some other way to amuse youself!

2006-12-10 06:34:12 · answer #3 · answered by lynne 3 · 0 1

Longer

2006-12-10 06:19:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

its her way of saying use the soap on her head and clean the bath with her hair at the same time...no wait, what am i saying, thats her job, you shouldnt have to help....back to the xbox with you, she can manage alone, wouldnt want to make her feel useless would you?( make sure she remembers to get some beers in first though)

2006-12-10 06:22:33 · answer #5 · answered by OhSimonsBinDrinkin 4 · 1 0

Anything more than five minutes and she definitely would have died--and you can't even get there without a great deal of brain damage.

2006-12-10 06:31:58 · answer #6 · answered by Briar 4 · 1 0

This is a perfect example of why nobody on Yahoo Answer has a sense of humour.

I personally thought it was funny as hell! LOL

2006-12-10 06:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0 1

It is always better to set new records, next time make it six minutes.When you done you get to practise your CPR that you paid good money for.

2006-12-10 06:23:29 · answer #8 · answered by george 4 · 0 0

10 minutes to be on the safe side

2006-12-10 06:22:33 · answer #9 · answered by EWE ANCHOR 3 · 0 1

How about she does you first? It's always good to be the first to set a goal. Hard to reach it, too much pressure.

2006-12-10 06:18:08 · answer #10 · answered by tamara_cyan 6 · 3 0

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