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does anyone know where I can buy an elephant to ride to London so I can take over and be the queen?

2006-12-10 03:21:01 · 11 answers · asked by kevin m 2 in Games & Recreation Toys

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Unfortunately I don't... Even worse, I don't know where I could find for you a time machine, so you could travel back, to make the arrangements for the sterilisation of your mother or the castration of your father, or both, before your conception.

2006-12-10 03:26:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have actually been on a few elephant rides, as well as horse rides. I'd have to say, that although the elephant is a beautiful majestic creature, I prefer horse riding.

2016-05-23 02:07:05 · answer #2 · answered by MaryBeth 4 · 0 0

The French have quite a few walking in the streets of Paris. You may be able to bargain for a bottle of anti-perspirant and a razor!

2006-12-10 03:40:23 · answer #3 · answered by amazedmaize 2 · 0 0

Try Hannibals used elephants in the Alps.

2006-12-10 03:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The market at Wigan or Aldi.

2006-12-10 03:29:32 · answer #5 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 0 0

I thought you were already a queen...
well, with the rose-tinted glasses and all...?

2006-12-10 03:24:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hamleys have everything for a perfect christmas try em....

2006-12-13 06:18:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you didn't hear this from me but there is a trap door behind Charing Cross station...

2006-12-10 03:29:24 · answer #8 · answered by Icarus 6 · 0 0

Sexual acts with non-consenting animals is disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourself.

2006-12-10 03:23:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

get a job at the zoo and take it from there ...

2006-12-10 03:23:26 · answer #10 · answered by lilsam 1 · 0 0

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