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This morning I woke up and found about a dozen empty jars of honey lying all over the place. When I went into the kitchen my teddy bear Rocky was sitting at the table having a coffee with an ice pack on his head nursing a honey hangover. How do I tell him he's addicted to honey and that someday he's gonna end up dead in a ditch or worse case scenario, the Honey bee Krew will come looking for their money from all the honey he fronted from them and he ends up sleeping with the fishes. Also, I don't want him to hate me, I just want to help him. Please, help me. Help me save the bear.

2006-12-10 03:17:52 · 8 answers · asked by zzap2001 4 in Family & Relationships Friends

8 answers

ummmmmm........is this for real?
did you miss your meds this morning?

2006-12-10 03:19:23 · answer #1 · answered by Louisa C 2 · 0 0

HHA, Honey Helpers Anonymous
Helps Every Time!!!!

2006-12-10 11:42:48 · answer #2 · answered by ██████████ 3 · 0 0

Send him to HHA, Honey Helpers Anonymous.

2006-12-10 11:22:02 · answer #3 · answered by righteousrose 2 · 1 0

tell him that you love him and that it would hurt to see him die a horrible honey death.

say ' i think you are over doing with the honey and i'm scared for you. if you die, you will never come back, and i will go with you! that is how much i care for you!'

haha

2006-12-10 11:20:12 · answer #4 · answered by ipodlady231 7 · 0 0

wow feeling a bit fruity this mornin eh?
You need some help...find it quick! B4 they come take u away

2006-12-10 11:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by Eastcoast beachgirl 3 · 0 0

I think you're the one with the habit...

2006-12-10 11:21:49 · answer #6 · answered by Ray 5 · 0 0

do you want me to call you a doctor too?

2006-12-10 11:21:54 · answer #7 · answered by MsJ 5 · 0 0

is this for real

2006-12-10 11:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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