10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"
9. The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at the embezzlement trial
8. On your door, you find a lovely wreath of pink slips
7. What you call "my new office," everybody else calls "the supply closet"
6. Boss's Christmas card says, "Don't let the door hit you on the way out"
5. You keep getting memos reminding you that employees are required to wear pants
4. When your boss came over for Thanksgiving, he was crushed under an avalanche of stolen office supplies
3. Whenever you ask for a raise, a guy shows up at your house and breaks your jaw
2. In your most recent performance evaluation, the word "terrible" appeared 78 times
1. You're the starting quarterback for the New York Jets
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2006-12-10 02:50:46 · 9 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Cute ,I don't get a bonus because I own the company.
2006-12-10 02:52:54 · answer #1 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like no person likes going to this bosses Christmas events ... This boss has stumbled on a Manipulative/ blackmailing thank you to rigidity human beings against their will to do what he needs them to do even while they don't prefer to take part...by using brilliant funds {Christmas Bonus} over their heads as his BAIT... this could properly be a lawsuit..... this does not sound dazzling........ There are state and local worker rules that your boss has to abide by using...i might discover out each thing i will bearing directly to the guidelines of your state that your boss has to abide by using..and what specific privileges he's permitted and not allowed to grant. to his workers... whether or not you attend a Christmas celebration can't be a reason to grant or with carry a Christmas bonus.... call your state employment workplace or pass on your union in case you have one and ask them..or Anonymously call into an legal experts workplace or your union workplace and ask the question.. discover out in the previous the Christmas celebration!!!!! i'm questioning what different issues your boss has compelled human beings to take part in by using dangling greater funds over their heads.....
2016-10-18 01:42:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't work right now,so a Christmas bonus is out of the question.
2006-12-10 02:54:02 · answer #3 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For Me! If I wrecked my truck before the end of the Year!
2006-12-10 02:56:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm not working ... I'm retired ... the ultimate bonus.
2006-12-10 02:53:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NUMBER ONE SHOULD BE YOU QUIT BEFORE THE BONUS CAME LIKE I DID.
2006-12-10 02:59:47 · answer #6 · answered by jayndee13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because am living in a Muslim country :)
2006-12-10 02:52:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, ok.
P.S.
But I got mine already.
2006-12-10 02:52:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and your question is ...?
2006-12-10 02:55:11 · answer #9 · answered by Robert B 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋