2006-12-10 01:05:14 · 8 answers · asked by PETER D 1 in Consumer Electronics ➔ Games & Gear
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer!
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
Q: What do you call 100 Arsnal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start!
Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Arsenal" are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo
Did you hear about the Conservative MP who was found dead in an Arsenal strip?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarassment.
Did you hear the one about the kid who asked for a cowboy outfit for Christmas ??
His Dad got him an Arsenal kit.
What do you call an Arsenal fan with half a brain ??
Gifted.
How do the braincells of an Arsenal fan die ??
Alone.
How do you make an Arsenal fan's eyes light up ??
Shine a torch in his ears.
2006-12-10 01:57:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would you want to wind him up for supporting the greatest team ever. Get behind your boss (if you want to keep your job) and chant Arsenal are the greatest, Arsenal are the greatest!!
2006-12-10 01:08:18 · answer #2 · answered by KnOwLeDgE_iS_PoWeR 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No,i don't hate CSK.i for my section think of they're a particularly balanced team.I supported the Delhi Daredevils interior the early seasons of the IPL yet while Gambhir went to the Kolkata Knight Riders,i began helping them.however the only communities I root for at cutting-edge is KKR and Rajasthan Royals.I help RR in undemanding terms because of the fact of Rahul Dravid and have utmost admire for that guy.Even after plenty controversy,i don't hate CSK,i like them because of the fact they're led via the Indian Captain MS. Dhoni himself.So,i discover no reason to hate them.even though if there is one team I dislike with interest and it fairly is RCB,I recommend i do in comparison to that component.It does not matter who they face i'm consistently against them.
2016-12-11 06:10:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only one I have ever heard is.......
My old man said be an Arsenal fan
I said F u c k off, bollocks your a c u n t
repeated ad nausium,
I believe it is a Spurs chant so you cant expect any thing to sophisticated really.
my mate is a Ars fan and he really appreciates my...
2006-12-10 01:12:54 · answer #4 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You could always play 'its all so quiet' by Bjork every time he comes into the room, with reference to the library atmosphere that exists at the Emirates Stadium!!
2006-12-10 01:13:54 · answer #5 · answered by Hendo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I support them so no, I don't have any chants=)
2006-12-10 01:19:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont wind him up
arsenal are the best
2006-12-10 01:13:08 · answer #7 · answered by andrew 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
how can you not like arsenal or are you a man utd scum
2006-12-10 01:16:58 · answer #8 · answered by alan_howe89 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋