the missus is makeing me take her xmas shopping and i want to watch the chelsea arsenal game good excusse's needed very quickly PLEASE lol.
ps cmon the gunners.
2006-12-09 22:18:51 · 19 answers · asked by Deano™ 7 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
Turn the boiler off and tell her you have to wait in for the plumber or something.
2006-12-09 22:22:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's a good time to talk about the season of giving, the beauty of sharing. Help her before she goes, with ideas for anyone she's stuck on (but really help her at this point, don't be watching the clock for the start of the game) and tell her you'll wrap presents after. But 'Tis the season and yours is but a simple request. If she can go shopping armed with ideas of what to get people, you're both probably better off without you!! Good Luck!
2006-12-09 22:30:15 · answer #2 · answered by Sidoney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"
What's the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan!
2006-12-09 22:25:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should be running out the door to go shopping with her rather than stay in watch that shite,lol.Hope Arsenal win today though so Man Utd stay all them points clear of Chelsea.Cmon you red devils.
2006-12-10 01:36:01 · answer #4 · answered by Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her the truth that you love to watch Chelsea/Arsenal match 2 hours from now and hope she understand. If not, so be it. No need to lie or make make silly excuses.
2006-12-10 01:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by Roti-Prata 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be a man for goodness sake. Surely shopping once a year is not too much to ask. The football is on every week.
So smile, look happy & get it over with.
2006-12-09 22:22:31 · answer #6 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you will give her the money she needs as you will be no use to her following you and cramping her style. Then tell her you are going to buy her xmas present. If she later asks if you got it, say no, it was sold out! Enjoy the match, c'mon you Gunners. I hate Cashley Hole.
2006-12-09 23:26:27 · answer #7 · answered by china doll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a good time for that old war wound to flare up or the old bad back to kick in again. When getting up from the sofa hold your back with a 'ooooohhhhh, think its giving me jip again' and 'get us a paper on the way home'
2006-12-09 23:57:51 · answer #8 · answered by Virg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-05 03:05:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take her shopping earlier or ask her if you could go the next day!!!! Tell her you will go the next day because you wanted to take her out to eat too.
2006-12-09 22:30:34 · answer #10 · answered by tam f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol why dont you give your missus free rein on the plastic im sure she will let you watch the match then.thats what my old man is doing with me .... i get to spend and he can watch footy
2006-12-09 22:22:16 · answer #11 · answered by alison k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋