Sex toys don't judge whether you are good looking enough and sex toys don't say no to you.Sex toys can be the best alternative to the real thing for many people.I am not saying that the real thing isn't better but when you can't have the real thing and are in the mood for some play, sex toys can be an excellent way to satisfy certain needs.And, of course, sex toys don't give you STD's unless you share them with others who have STD's.
2006-12-09 21:28:38
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answered by BuckFush 5
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If you really want to know what a dildo does, get yourself down to B&Q or Halfords and ask one of the assistants a question. Only then will you know what a dildo is really all about.
2006-12-10 08:56:00
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answered by Missing Link 3
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A dildo runs the British Isles, also known as the prime minister
2006-12-11 21:01:57
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answered by keith_hunter_g7pqb 3
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A dildo is not just a substitute for a man so that getting a boyfriend means discarding your dildo! Here is what a dildo does:
1) Allows lesbians who do not like men to be able to experience penetration or penetrate their partners.
2) Allows women to be able to penetrate their male partners anally.
3) Allows men to be able to penetrate themselves anally (often the recourse for straight men who feel ashamed about wanting such and cannot request it from girlfriends/wives).
4) Increases pleasure during masturbation. And masturbation is an act in itself- not just a stand-in for sex. A lot of people love to have sex with their partners, but still reserve time for special masturbatory sessions, because loving yourself is very different from getting loved by someone else.
5) Increases the pleasure for couples. A lot of couples keep dildos in the bedroom drawer- having a boyfriend doesn't even bear on fact of owning a dildo. A sex toy is great fun for a couple. Think about it like this- while he's performing cunninglingus, he can simultaneously penetrate her with the dildo. Or any similar combination.
6) To figure out what you like. Getting to know your body and your sexuality is always a good thing, and nobody should just run out and find the first available man to pop her/his cherry! A dildo allows you to experiment with size, shape, thrusting . . . to get to know all your internal secrets, so to speak.
7) To be sexually satisfied without having to lose one's virginity. Tied into #4, the only difference here is that you are unattached and plan to stay that way, saving yourself for marriage, the right person, whatever. The dildo allows you sexual experiences without needing that person to compromise your morals.
And so on. Seriously, don't make it out like dildos are for the sad and lonely. I tend to notice that it's the people with lots of prospective partners and those in sexually active relationships who own one or two! In my opinion, everybody should.
2006-12-10 05:49:25
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answered by Anonymous
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A dildo does lots of things.
It can be used to:
bash your boyfriend on the head when he's sleeping at that time of your need;
stir the soup;
temporarily fix your haemorroids;
scare the neighbours by putting it on the window sill;
throw it for the dog (when you've ran out of sticks);
tone your muscles by practicing fellatio techniques;
soften butter (in vibe-mode);
pitch a tent (when you're missing a peg);
hold a toilet roll (suction cup at end);
measure spirits (using empty battery chamber);
create a space in petit pain for hotdogs;
....get the idea?
Lots and lots of things does a dildo do.
2006-12-10 05:37:35
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answered by ♥Robin♥ (Scot,UK) 4
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If my wife could find a dildo that could mow the lawn, she'd throw me out.
2006-12-10 05:08:06
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answered by Anonymous
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A dildo doesn't stop until you're satisfied.
2006-12-10 05:07:10
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answered by ttjakt 6
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Not all women can get a boyfriend or don't want a boyfriend plus many who do find their boyfriend just can't bring them to orgasm. Others just like to play with themselves.....sex with someone you love.
2006-12-10 05:04:38
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answered by Anonymous
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Lol clearly it's overuse affects your mental capacity as you have posted this in the LGBT section. Surely the way you have phrased this question is that it is intended for STRAIGHT women? I'd go easy on that rabbit of yours else you will go blind girl.
2006-12-10 05:10:38
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answered by Anonymous
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A boy friend doesn't always work on demand----a dildo does.
2006-12-10 05:04:14
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answered by Xtine 5
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