Would you kick off your undies and wipe yourself with the tablecloth or the fancy-cloth napkin ?
2006-12-09 15:15:45 · 27 answers · asked by pornstar 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-12-09 15:17:42 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The tablecloth if it wasnt plastic [It smears]
I'd take the fancy-cloth napkin home for conpany.
2006-12-09 23:36:18 · answer #2 · answered by Old man wrench 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got to be the table cloth, the napkins are not quite big enough.
2006-12-09 23:44:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the food is so horrible that I crap myself, then I sue the hell out of whoever is in charge AND ruin their fancy napkins.
2006-12-09 23:17:44 · answer #4 · answered by KC 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's the matter?
Colostomy bag malfunction?
Just drop a few of those after-dinner mints down there to mask the odor and keep eating.
Bon appetit!
2006-12-09 23:27:25 · answer #5 · answered by x 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i would quick excuse myself to the mens room. continue shi tting in the stool. wipe my a s s, throw my undies in the garbage, wash my hands and finish the rest of my dinner.
2006-12-09 23:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,I'd scuttle the hell out of the place,and not share my sh!t smeared azz with the rest of the people trying to eat,it would be at least an attempt to salvage my dignity !!
2006-12-09 23:20:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I would politely excuse myself and say I felt sick and that I was going to vomit, and then I would just leave and go home. There's something about the word vomit that makes people glad to see you go.
2006-12-09 23:28:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess the fancy-cloth would be more appropiate
2006-12-10 23:26:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my best friend's boyfriend crapped himself while we were out to dinner. He went to the bathroom and threw away his boxers. He said it look like someone dumped chicken noodle soup in his pants.
2006-12-09 23:18:43 · answer #10 · answered by Meg 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If it's a really fancy restaurant, they will do that for you....
That's why I only dine at the finest mexican restaurants...
2006-12-10 00:02:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋