2006-12-09 13:45:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
the loudest alarm clock ever it came with a warning sine that said
warning:this clock will wake you up.
it was funnie!!
2006-12-09 13:49:28 · answer #1 · answered by Volleyball oh~8 & oh~9 baby! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have never received any funny joke gifts, but I have given a few out to friends and family. One of my brother in laws is always playing jokes on people. So one year for Christmas I gave him a male blow up (because he always joked around about being gay) and signed the tag,
Thanks for last night,
Love Santa
2006-12-09 21:56:04 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not get I gave. Where I worked was going out of business. We drew names as always but since I was our last Christmas to work together we passed around a list of we wanted. We put everything on it. from the Hope Diamond to a pair of socks. The person whose name I had had asked for Tall, handsomee, chocolate, harry chest, well endowed, and long lasting. At the party I brought a tall handsom man wrapped in tinsel for her. Every one laughed and my friend was speechless.
2006-12-09 21:55:48 · answer #3 · answered by BUPPY'S MEME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the program Xfiles. When it was on tv. so for christmas I got a joke gift.
2 nail files------crossed into x's
a brown file folder
I got a file folder filled with
X files.
file full of x files...
I did not think it was funny at christmas either!
everyone else laughed
2006-12-09 21:59:42 · answer #4 · answered by Wicked 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may not find this funny , but being from the boonies I thought it was. I had a friend who raised horses and mules and one year she had one slaughtered and packaged, and gave it as gifts. when i asked her why she did this she said "I wanted to give all my friends a piece of a%s for Christmas"
2006-12-09 21:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by louise t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lighter that was in the shape of a hand grenade but when I went to light it, it shocked the crap out of me, scared me to death. I ended up tossing it across the room!
2006-12-09 21:57:20 · answer #6 · answered by ?Dodger1125 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A poster of a menacing looking orangutan with the Statement,If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."
.......and of course, some sex toys.
2006-12-09 21:54:53 · answer #7 · answered by fourbearsandacat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sex toy... need I be more explicit?
2006-12-09 21:47:44 · answer #8 · answered by guicoder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A real sexy escort....paid in full...LOL
2006-12-09 21:58:21 · answer #9 · answered by DON 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋