Tell me what you think of Santa's elves doing all the work while the 'big guy' does nuthin'?
2006-12-09 13:05:40 · 8 answers · asked by Kevin R 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
P.S. The list is done by the Naugty or Nice 3000 and since when does Santa check what popular toys are, and if he knows when we are sleeping or awake? What the f***! He's stalking us!
2006-12-09 13:28:37 · update #1
horribly treated slaves. Claus is running a sweatshop. Its like Safeway or Wal-Mart. The pictures of the workers are fake. no one is really happy. there is one elf is secretly planning his mode of attack (taking over the world.)
2006-12-09 13:20:41 · answer #1 · answered by Wendy G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're well paid sub-contractors. They get to ski on their days off,and love their work.Uniforms are supplied,a well run cafeteria operated by Mrs Clause keeps them well fed.The accomodation is first class with central heating,spa,sauna.You give Santa a bad rap.He has to work Christmas Eve,and if there are any weather issues,such as icing on the sled,or Rudolfs GPS konks out,he has to work Christmas day also.Flying around in the daytime is no joke.Those Carrier Air Group squadrons see any unidetified aircraft as a threat.Gifts or no gifts.
2006-12-09 13:14:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No he does not treat his elves as equals, he treats them as slaves which is bad for Santa. He is a bad Santa.
2016-05-23 00:05:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The elves are just doing the jobs that no one else wants. They only moved to the North Pole to work and provide for their families back home. Without the elves, our economy would suffer. We need the elves.
2006-12-09 13:14:34 · answer #4 · answered by Big Biscuit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who says the "Big Guy" does nothing?
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out
Who's naughty or nice ...
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you've been bad or good,
Someone has to make the projections for next years' hot toy trends, and organize the production schedule, build in the budget for overruns, and make sure that the production capacity is there to meet the demand ...
Then he is the one who is the "special delivery" agent!
2006-12-09 13:12:20 · answer #5 · answered by sglmom 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
According to who Santa hired for the job." LOL"
2006-12-09 13:50:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My understanding is that most of them are very content doing the work, but there is one that secretly wants to be a dentist.
2006-12-09 13:13:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I had heard every question possible on here but again someone proved me wrong..
2006-12-09 13:13:33 · answer #8 · answered by chilover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋