that you have used? that you have heard?
2006-12-09 12:40:39 · 21 answers · asked by guudkarma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Are you wearing space panites? Because your booty is out of this world!
2006-12-09 12:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by Royal Queen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From an Aussie movie, a guy says to a girl, "You are what you eat and tomorrow I plan to be you"...hehe.
Actually, the most successful one I ever used was an old joke, I was at the pub one night and half drunk so I approached this attractive woman and asked (politely I thought), "Would you care to dance?"
She said "No."
So I replied, "I guess a F&%k's out of the question then?"
She said, "I'd go for that," and 10 minutes later we were outside in the back of my panel van in the pub carpark going at it hammer and tongs.
Just goes to show you the benefit of remembering jokes....lmfao
2006-12-09 20:47:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worse: Could I have some puss*, I know you you have it with you.. BEST: If I could kiss a lady as pretty as you, I bet I could be straight. Both are a little lame, but I know a guy that uses one of them and usually never leaves alone. Guess which one works.*
2006-12-09 20:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by Les Gramps 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy wanted to take me out on a date and I said no at first. Then he came back 5 mins later and said "I don't want to leave thinking what could've been. We could be happy together if you give it a try." That made me so wet, I went on the date and married him 3 years later. ;)
2006-12-09 20:47:10 · answer #4 · answered by C's Wifey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
best pick up line ..... "So what haven't you been told tonight?"
worst pick up line .... "I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
2006-12-09 20:46:44 · answer #5 · answered by TrixR4KidZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's do it! So guy I thought was cuter used that on me just then and there I lost interest.
Hey what's you sign- I use that one it worked mabe cause I am a girl.
2006-12-09 20:54:23 · answer #6 · answered by Nevar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at a club with my friend and she saw a guy who was wearing a Lucky shirt. She went up to him and asked him if he wore that only when he was planning on getting Lucky. Then his friend told me that it looked like our friends were getting lucky and asked if I would like to get luck also. Didn't work on me. Worked for my friend on the guy though....
2006-12-09 20:44:53 · answer #7 · answered by Max's mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be tired
Why?
You've been running through my mind all day
*she rolls eyes* lol. I haven't really heard "good" ones.
2006-12-09 20:42:47 · answer #8 · answered by §†reet R¥dA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
drop the zero and come to the hero.i dont know if the american men use it but jamaicans do and it is soooo annoying.
2006-12-09 20:44:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have the time?
2006-12-09 20:41:58 · answer #10 · answered by DRNoraSarasin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋